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« on: Thursday, October 8, 2009, 09:09:29 »

Do they really know about everything about life...was in Liverpool for work yesterday,in fact going again tonight...its a great place,tradition and all that but the blokes...they know everything!
One scouser was telling me all about Wiltsire,Stonehege and all that....didnt have the heart or chance even to tell him ive lived there all me life....the other guy was like Jimmy fukin Carr on cocaine,,,he wouldnt shut up...
EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM,cant you say Um like the rest of England
Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,like a demented wasp burning its ass on a candles flame......pleae dont let them be there tonight.
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, October 8, 2009, 09:14:09 »

They all have high pitched voices too.
I've never met a deep voiced scouser.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, October 8, 2009, 09:26:18 »

Calm down Leefer !!  Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, October 8, 2009, 10:07:29 »

Nowt wrong with Scousers
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, October 8, 2009, 10:47:34 »

Nowt wrong with Scousers
... that napalm wouldn't put right
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, October 8, 2009, 12:08:43 »

Says the "Posh" Scouser himself!
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, October 8, 2009, 15:28:13 »

A scouser helped me with my broadband problem this morning and averted a massacre as I was about to firebomb the talk talk offices, but yes they wont fucking shut up.  I was up there on sunday with a crew bloke by the name of boxhead telling me all about the whole music industry.

Entertaining though, and he does have a mention in Julian Copes book so its probably all kosher.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, October 8, 2009, 15:37:24 »

i like the sound of scouse birds accents.pure filth
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, October 8, 2009, 16:20:37 »

Says the "Posh" Scouser himself!
Bollocks, I've got a job AND receipts for my electrical goods. Well, most of them ...
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, October 8, 2009, 16:21:44 »

Scouse accent sounds like someone being drowned over a period of weeks.  Horrible.  Give me a geordie accented lady any day.  Lady and Geordie in the same sentence.  Hmm.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, October 8, 2009, 17:25:38 »

There was a scouse bird at the summer camp I worked at this year, she consistently looked like a prostitute.

All but one of the scouse blokes were sound.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 09:21:33 »

Bollocks, I've got a job AND receipts for my electrical goods. Well, most of them ...

Your job being an on-line hub cap shop presumably ?
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 10:02:49 »

There was a scouse bird at the summer camp I worked at this year, she consistently looked like a prostitute.

All but one of the scouse blokes were sound.

Was it fit though? Have a go on it?
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 10:07:27 »

Your job being an on-line hub cap shop presumably ?
Shhh. Although I've got some very nice Escort RX trims if you're interested, just come in in a new "shipment" Smiley
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