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« on: Wednesday, October 7, 2009, 18:26:08 » |
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Since quitting smoking, I have put on some weight and have developed a proper beer belly.
It is quite a new thing for me even at the ripe old age of 35 (nearly) and my new pot belly has been quite a novelty in the house of BR.
I am well aware though that once the novelty wears off then the reality of my new more rotund appearance will sink in, leading to mass depression throughout the household and a major mid-life crisis. I like to think that I will not go as low as becoming a multiple axe murderer, although I am not ruling out the possibility just yet.
The ageing process, ain't it just fantastic.
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Freddies Ferret
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2009, 18:30:21 » |
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im only 26 and im already goin bald and have a rather lovely beer gut! Suprised i managed to find a wife to be honest!
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2009, 18:43:07 » |
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I gave up smoking 3 years ago, I reckon i've put a stone a year on since then.
I've been going bald since I was 23, i'm 31 now and look like Phil Mitchell.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2009, 18:45:07 » |
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I went from being a pretty skinny kid to having a fairly healthy beer belly by my late teens. This soon developed into some deliciously bouncy beer breasts and onto all round general overweightness which I've never really been bothered to tackle.
By 35 I'm going to be a right fat cunt.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2009, 19:03:08 » |
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What I hate is the hair on my head stopped growing and it decided to sprout everywhere and I mean everywhere else.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2009, 19:10:59 » |
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I just had a meal of 6 hot dogs (well proper sausages in rolls). I feel a bit sick but it won't lead to me being a chubster.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2009, 19:51:08 » |
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I read a book by William Golding called Rites of Passage not long after it came out in 1980....can't remember a thing about it, other than it was good.
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trogladite
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2009, 19:56:33 » |
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If it was about a hairy arsed football supporter then it was all about ME
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2009, 20:28:47 » |
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I got to the age of 30 and didn't like what was looking back at me in the mirror. I lost in 3kg in months by eating properly and exercising and running. I ran my first half marathon in the same month and have not felt this healthy ever before. I'm not trying to sound like a smartarse (i have never been into fitness and/or dieting before) but ever since my father became ill, (kidney transplant) i have taken more of an interest in my own health and i can see that sooner or later you have to do something about these things because they won't go away by themselves.
Im still a baldy though, not found a cure for that yet.
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We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2009, 21:32:02 » |
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Im still a baldy though, not found a cure for that yet.
Get a merkin |
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2009, 21:42:50 » |
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im only 26 and im already goin bald and have a rather lovely beer gut! Suprised i managed to find a wife to be honest!
I think the philosopher Rimmer said it best when he said: RIMMER: You've reached that age, Listy. When you're younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like and still climb into your 26 inch waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age -- 24, 25 -- your muscles give up they wave a little white flag and then without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard. |
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2009, 23:00:06 » |
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I've lost 19 lbs  |
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, October 8, 2009, 01:08:20 » |
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Don't worry about it lads. At my age I have no problem with extreme hirsuteness, a 46 inch waist and a drasticly receding hairline. I've experienced it for years. Besides, I'll be divorcing her soon anyway.
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, October 8, 2009, 06:13:45 » |
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I've always been a chunkster and have never been able to make a commitment to change that...
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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Melksham Red
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, October 8, 2009, 06:57:39 » |
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Quitting the ciggies isn't all it's cracked up to be. I quit in Jan and have since piled on one and a half stone and am now the most miserable cunt ever to walk the earth. A misery that will only last longer because of said quitting.
On the plus side i'll have a son or daughter to call me a miserable old fucker.
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