X Factor

[Dazzza]

I caught it last week and was in tears.  That pair that had worked at Butlins/Pontins we're like something out of Viz.

The behemoth girl who I think was called Katie with her permanent blank expression across her face and the mouth always slightly agape.  Then her boyfriend the balding camp fella with glasses half her height and double her age.  The way they held hands and she sort of dragged him along with her mouth open had me in fits.

When he squealed and started crying after they went off stage claiming he nearly messed it all up for her I was literally crying yellow tears and had to pay a visit to the bathroom.  As he squealed the camera panned around to reveal that same blank expression on her boat race with mouth adjar.  Fucking marvellous British exploitive shite at it’s best.

Please tell me they got through.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

No - they totally messed up the first song they sang and got booted off straight away!!!

She was like a barrell - she went out at the neck and back in at the ankles! she had brought a lovely new purple frock though! she looked like a big quality street!!

[Rustle]

I can see it now! Louis will have them singing High School muscial songs wearing matching outfits!! vomit time! just like that Eggnogg boy last year!

The annoying part about that is we will have to put up with them for weeks because all of ireland will vote for them.

[Luci]

I like Olly, hes proper quirky, especially with that first audition.

Those Irish twins should be shot, but Ireland will probably vote for them keeping them in -  a bit like the jocks when they get an act in any competition.

[chalkies_shorts]

Those irritating Irish twins should be put in a sack with lead weights and put in the Thames. They have absolutely fuck all redeeming features whatsoever. its a shame Simon didn't get them. How the other contestants haven't chinned them is beyond me.

[Summerof69]

I would've gave those twins a good slapping if they interrupted me also.

I think each group now goes from 6 to 3, so it'll be interesting who gets dropped.

[yeo]

Louis support of the two Irish Freaks smacks of Peodophilia.

I really really hate them,they make me very angry.

Strictlys wheres its really at though.

[Ginginho]

Strictlys wheres its really at though.

Not really got into it, is it any good?
Might have to give it a try, that ice skating one was OK, but I got bored of it. I did like some of the skimpy outfits that the ladies wore though

[Dr Pierre Chang]

Luckily I don't think that the Irish are able to vote any more so the annoying fuckers won't last long should they make it through.

[Doore]

I have a deal with the superior half on saturdays at the moment.  She can watch x factor if I can watch Match of the Day.  During x factor I do something more enjoyable than watching it - shaving with a blunt kitchen knife, self-dentistry and nose-hair pulling have all been enjoyed so far.

[tans]

I have a deal with the superior half on saturdays at the moment.  She can watch x factor if I can watch Match of the Day.  During x factor I do something more enjoyable than watching it - shaving with a blunt kitchen knife, self-dentistry and nose-hair pulling have all been enjoyed so far.

You have an agreement?

Fuck that, i just nick the remote

By the way, have you got your car yet?  What do you reckon to it

[Nick Bamosomi]

I reckon that Olly will win. The over 25s look a good category this year.

And if I ever met those Irish twins they'd get one hell of slap, the annoying little cunts.

Looks like you'd have to join one long queue there, Sam.
They actually give me the creeps they are so vile.

[Samdy Gray]

Fuck off, I was the first one in the queue.

[Doore]

You have an agreement?

Fuck that, i just nick the remote

By the way, have you got your car yet?  What do you reckon to it

Funnily enough I picked it up last week.  I'm pretty pleased with it, quite nice to drive and looks great in the dark red colour I got.  Rubbish glove box though, you can't fit the handbook in.  Have you got yours?

Remote nicking is punishable, not by death, but by enforced vacuuming.

[tans]

I got mine at the start of august. However some twat has already done the door in.
Does your ipod work properly? Mine only seems to load half of the songs.

No other problems apart from that yet to report.