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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 12:33:23 »

we should bring back luc nijholt for a one-off game against city next season & let him brake smithy's legs!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/legodcuervo/nijholt-munches-kilcline_ai.jpg
'ave it!!
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 12:34:29 »

haha, why is Nijholt tackling Kilcline?
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 12:41:18 »

coz he's a feckin loon!
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 12:55:49 »

Nijholt is one of my all time Swindon favourites. If only Hewlett would have got stuck in half as much.

Smithy, cunt.
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 14:03:13 »

shit club 3 stands, shit club 3 stands...
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 16:49:49 »

Quote from: "Walrus"
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
what's this?

your young striker grant smith has signed for shitty?


And you're ageing striker as signed for Wycombe?  Hardly in a position to gloat OF...
i wasn't gloating, just asking.
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, June 2, 2005, 10:38:32 »

Please don't show that picture of smith.Its like having a fork shoved in my eye.Its almost as bad as the sight of mooney with his scum shirt last season.
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, June 2, 2005, 10:49:43 »

He's a cunt, a jock, he loves Matt Heywood's cock, Grant Smith Grant Smith!!!
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:00:09 »


Well done Jan,that works really well.Can't wait to sing it next season.
Has heywood offically gone to shitty yet?If so where the fuck is the picture of him, maybe they are too embarrasssed by the signing,cause i know i ain't going to miss the hoofing bastard.
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:06:57 »

This annoys me more than Mooney, to be frank I didn't rerally give a shit about him leaving, but I feel sick whenever I think of this sorded situation.

LGC, who are we playing in that pic?  Is it Atalanta, or Lecce, or one of the other teams we played in the Anglo-Italian cup?
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:18:25 »

I think it's Atalanta...
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:20:05 »

To the tune of mickey.

Oh Smithy what a pity you don't understand
'cos players like you Smithy
Are f()cking c()nts Smithy
We'll break your legs, Smithy

'Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't....

It's odviously supposed to be sung in a very menacing way. It'll really shit him up if this gets sung at him.
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:21:00 »

Good for half a season
you were only good for half a season
God for half a seeeeeeeason

SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:22:10 »

Your daddy is a tosser
Your daddy is a tosser.....
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:24:59 »

To the tune of Balamory -

What's the story lanky Rory
wouldn't we like to know,
Smithy left to get some glory,
Heywood's cock he'll blow
Oh-no-Rory.....

Now that'd be menacing BWB!
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