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flammableBen

« Reply #15 on: Friday, September 4, 2009, 19:52:56 »

I have never in any way been on any local/national/international telly or radio show and never appeared in any publication.

One day my face will be on posters everywhere, people will spot me shopping and write into heat magazine to tell them, and I'll spend an evening every other month chumming up to wossy on national television.

And when it happens I'll forget every single one of you cunts and never speak to or of you again.
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, September 4, 2009, 20:00:14 »

I am of course a media slag and tart beyond compare, I'm even found turning down slots on Radio Swindon these days - well who the fuck gets up at 7am.
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, September 4, 2009, 20:03:03 »

I have never in any way been on any local/national/international telly or radio show and never appeared in any publication.

One day my face will be on posters everywhere, people will spot me shopping and write into heat magazine to tell them, and I'll spend an evening every other month chumming up to wossy on national television.

And when it happens I'll forget every single one of you cunts and never speak to or of you again.

you fucking liar!

you were a media whore when the protests were on!
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flammableBen

« Reply #18 on: Friday, September 4, 2009, 20:04:55 »

you fucking liar!

you were a media whore when the protests were on!

You're thinking of someone else.
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, September 4, 2009, 20:23:16 »

96.3% of the media are toads. Fact.
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, September 4, 2009, 20:41:51 »

I worked on a circus for two years when young..Gary Glitter and the ever funny Jim ima dick Davidson were just a few i got close too....not in a Glittery way i hasten to add.
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, September 4, 2009, 20:46:47 »

What was your job Leefer?
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, September 4, 2009, 20:54:13 »

A clown!......got that in quick..started just traveling around Britain rigging the big top...general dogsbody seating etc...actually joined them while they were at the County Ground car park...hard work but great fun and saw lots of towns and Cities...eventually got to be a sort of chargehand when the acts were on makig sure the sets were put up properly etc between acts...it was a time when animals wernt taboo,so chaos often reigned....Summertime Special often fimed at the circus,with people like Jim Davidson etc.
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, September 4, 2009, 20:55:03 »

The Painted Lady!
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, September 4, 2009, 20:56:44 »

The extent of my media record is

  - star letter in the Big Issue
  - article published in When Saturday Comes (about Swindon vs Oxford derbies); and
  - spoke to be-Chelsea-topped chump David Mellor once on 606.

All in the mid-1990s.

...and I think I might be on the ITV News at Ten in a while.  Was sat in the Coach & Horses in Soho earlier this evening when the landlord announced they were having a minute's silence for Keith Waterhouse who died this morning.  (He wrote the play 'Jeffery Bernard is Unwell', which was set in the pub toilet.)  ITN had a film crew there to record it.

If it gets shown, you'll be able to see the back of my head.
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, September 4, 2009, 23:21:00 »

A clown!......got that in quick..started just traveling around Britain rigging the big top...general dogsbody seating etc...actually joined them while they were at the County Ground car park...hard work but great fun and saw lots of towns and Cities...eventually got to be a sort of chargehand when the acts were on makig sure the sets were put up properly etc between acts...it was a time when animals wernt taboo,so chaos often reigned....Summertime Special often fimed at the circus,with people like Jim Davidson etc.

I was hoping you were going to say Lion Tamer or Ring Master  Smiley
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #26 on: Saturday, September 5, 2009, 04:26:25 »

I apparently had my mug shot in local (Swindon) press and a mention in the national press once.

What do I win?
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« Reply #27 on: Saturday, September 5, 2009, 08:36:30 »

I have thrice been on the headlines of what used to be the 9 O'clock News - Once escorting an IRA terrorist, another protecting President Mitterands visit to Bowood and the other protecting a lorry that had crashed whilst carrying a nuclear missile from Greenham Common.

Edit: Four times - I forgot the 'Battle of the Beanfield' - filmed leaving a coach that had mysterously caught fire shortly afterwards
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« Reply #28 on: Saturday, September 5, 2009, 08:54:46 »

I apparently had my mug shot in local (Swindon) press and a mention in the national press once.

What do I win?

Crimewatch don't count BR!
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To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton

We travel over England
And one day Europe too

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« Reply #29 on: Saturday, September 5, 2009, 09:00:19 »

Oh!
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