Bogus Dave
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« Reply #135 on: Saturday, September 12, 2009, 20:16:21 » |
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Haha
Is she a fatty?
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Things get better but they never get good
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Arriba
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« Reply #136 on: Saturday, September 12, 2009, 20:26:35 » |
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seemed a nice enough girl but not exactly babe material
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #137 on: Saturday, September 12, 2009, 20:35:52 » |
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As I opined to fred - she was better as a blonde.
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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Arriba
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« Reply #138 on: Saturday, September 12, 2009, 20:40:24 » |
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worth a load,but she's no millie clode
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Berniman
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« Reply #139 on: Saturday, September 12, 2009, 22:07:05 » |
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I was sat right behind you?  Im not speaking to you any more as you are friends with gobby Phil Smith hater ladies husband Talking to, does not make friends Charlotte come on! I did cringe at the many things they screamed at the top of their voices today! Phil smith does a one handed punch to clear the danger and then dives at the feet of a Col U attacker to stop a certain goal and they scream "Catch the fucking ball you Twat!" Unbelievable! Smith could play like Buffon and they would still scream abuse at him, they just do not like him! Bloody annoying though all the same! Do you forgive me for talking to people to be nice Charlotte? I would have talked to you too if I had actually seen you today! And I still haven't seen any halftime snacks! Oh and Soccerette! Comment from my wife was that there was a fair bit of Muffin action going on with what she was wearing! Harsh but true from what I saw on TV. She certainly was loving being a celebrity for the day! |
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“Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.” ― Marcus Aurelius
When somebody shouts STOP! I never know if it's in the name of love, if it's HAMMER TIME, or if I should collaborate and listen...
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #140 on: Sunday, September 13, 2009, 12:49:20 » |
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Haha
Is she a fatty?
She did have a bit of a spare tyre. |
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« Reply #141 on: Sunday, September 13, 2009, 15:14:30 » |
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And a mole on her lip that looked like a bit of chocolate that missed the target
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If "Practice makes perfect" and "nobody is perfect" why bother waste time practicing when there is beer to be drank.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #142 on: Sunday, September 13, 2009, 18:22:48 » |
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She was fucking rough and fucking annoying.
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DV
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« Reply #143 on: Sunday, September 13, 2009, 18:39:10 » |
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And a mole on her lip that looked like a bit of chocolate that missed the target
a mole that has hair coming out of it none the less... |
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« Reply #144 on: Sunday, September 13, 2009, 18:45:04 » |
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Molely,moley moley...................moley.
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« Reply #145 on: Sunday, September 13, 2009, 21:55:12 » |
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a mole that has hair coming out of it none the less...
My ex-wife had hairy nipples. Now that was disturbing and probably had something to do with getting shot of her. Well apart from being a complete and utter bitch queen with the mother in law from the planet Satan, obviously. |
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« Reply #146 on: Sunday, September 13, 2009, 22:00:21 » |
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My ex-wife had hairy nipples.
Now that was disturbing and probably had something to do with getting shot of her.
Well apart from being a complete and utter bitch queen with the mother in law from the planet Satan, obviously.
Did she have hairy nipples when you met, or did the hair grow while you were married? |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #147 on: Sunday, September 13, 2009, 22:01:53 » |
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Were you married to a controversial 'female' olympian?
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« Reply #148 on: Sunday, September 13, 2009, 22:03:46 » |
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Did she have hairy nipples when you met, or did the hair grow while you were married?
It was odd. Not when I met her, but then she might have plucked them (fookin' ouch!) Perhaps she just lapsed with bothering after a while like all marriages. She had adverse reactions to contraceptive pills and didn't take them, so it wasn't that either. Actually I am glad we split up, she probably has a hairy back and all sorts by now  |
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« Reply #149 on: Sunday, September 13, 2009, 22:05:05 » |
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Maybe even a beard and a jungle style arse.
fB may want her number...
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