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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, August 25, 2009, 08:43:11 »

Apparently the sister has already had a kid with an armed robber.

As Nemo said, a Jeremy Kyle special is required.

And in a double incident with West Ham players, Jack Collinson father has died on the way to watch him play on Sunday...
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, August 25, 2009, 08:59:15 »

That must have been some stabbing if there is a danger he would lose his leg...doesn't bear thinking about.

There are some fuckwits in this world.
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, August 25, 2009, 09:07:40 »

Apparently he lost half the blood in his body as they nicked an artery. If they do save his leg, it is unlikely that he'll never play professional football again.
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, August 25, 2009, 09:38:39 »

it is unlikely that he'll never play professional football again.

Double negative?
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, August 25, 2009, 09:48:57 »

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Indeed, therefore it's possible he will play football again
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, August 25, 2009, 10:23:44 »

You know what I meant to say was :

it is unlikely that he'll EVER play professional football again.
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, August 26, 2009, 11:48:22 »

Someone i work with knows someone at the hospital, and they have said that they are going to have to amputate one leg.

Can't vouch for the accuracy of this, but hope it's not true.
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, August 26, 2009, 13:00:09 »

Someone i work with knows someone at the hospital, and they have said that they are going to have to amputate one leg.

Can't vouch for the accuracy of this, but hope it's not true.

Hope they are accurate or they might take his balls off.
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, August 26, 2009, 15:00:40 »

This story would have been a damn sight more interesting if matey boy Davenport had died.
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, August 26, 2009, 15:03:23 »

Nice to see that you are true to form Davey boy
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, August 26, 2009, 16:03:16 »

I hope someone stabs DMR in the legs.
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, August 27, 2009, 07:22:26 »

Stab him in the arse and get his brain at the same time. You are a complete cock sometimes Dave
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, August 27, 2009, 13:04:14 »

I'll get over it. Better than being a silly middle aged twat who gets wound up by a jokey comment he reads on an internet forum!
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, August 27, 2009, 13:06:13 »

Just been reading a Millwall forum. Some of the songs they are making up about Callum are awful.
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, August 27, 2009, 13:11:38 »

I'll get over it. Better than being a silly middle aged twat who gets wound up by a jokey comment he reads on an internet forum!

Joke(y) - a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter.

Not sure you achieved either.
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