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« on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 21:10:11 » |
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Be my baby.
What's a good name for a fictional Daily Mail columnist lady? One that fits the stereotype of staying at home, rich husband, biggest worries are Asians moving in next door and Gypsies turning up on the fields near her country home, probably old enough to have grown up children meaning that she can complain about the youth of today without including her darlings who are at university somewhere doing nonsense, isn't racist because she has a black friend (of a friend). Description sounds slightly posh for the right demographic but you get what I'm looking for.
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 21:21:39 » |
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Well you're all bloody useless. What you been doing blah blah blah then?
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 21:23:53 » |
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Lady Powell I don't know, i've just ran out of humour juice tonight  I'm watching family guy, and finishing my last can of bud. I think the shops still open should i want some more, but i have no money and daren't go out for fear of being merked. |
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 21:29:07 » |
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Weak Dave. Go get some more alcohol even if you need to borrow money to do it.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 21:29:51 » |
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I can't I have failed you. I am sorry |
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 21:43:05 » |
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most commenters on mail stories online are from alicante with british names, try something double-barrelled for size.
Julia Smith-Stiles
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 21:46:10 » |
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Pamela Nigger-Basher
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 21:56:42 » |
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I always end up going the double barrelled route so was trying to do something different. I like the Lady Powell idea, think I'll go for something like Diana Powell. Doesn't sound overly offensive but gets the job done.
Your failure hurts me more than you can know Dave.
You back in England now then Youth? Going to Fred's tomorrow?
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 21:59:00 » |
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officially blacker than the night.
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:01:13 » |
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I'm going to bleed over the sink |
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:02:35 » |
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Diana as a first name would win great affection with the Mail's readership I'm sure!
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:08:17 » |
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I'm going to bleed over the sink Fucking amateur. |
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:09:55 » |
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I went out with the family for a Chinese - Oriental Aroma in Wootton Bassett. Any "all you can eat" buffet is a winner in my book. When somebody else is paying, it's even better!
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:10:16 » |
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Slash Slash
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