People that knock on your door and ask to see your energy bills

[Bushey Boy]

You may laugh, but I always get asked if my Mum is in.  This really is the worst thing they can say when trying to sell.  They often leave gutted as I explain I look after 300 houses in Swindon and was looking for a energy supplier and if they hadnt offended me I would of signed up there and then.

Reminds me once though this guy came back at 8.59pm saying he had one minute to sell before the legal deadline of cold calling.  My mrs told him earlier on to come back at 9 when I was home, he was fucked, had clearly done a pill as was rocking from side to side I nearly invited him in as was making me laugh lots.

Generally these guys just rip you off so avoid

[BANGKOK RED]

An uncle and I were bored one day and so decided to turn the tables on visiting mormons by trying to keep them there for as long as possible.

They never knocked again.