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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, August 13, 2009, 09:51:44 » |
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I've been meds top trumped! Fucking sicknotes  |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, August 13, 2009, 09:58:38 » |
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Yeah but I bet you are now buzzing! well at least your ticker is working again after its kick up the arse! |
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, August 13, 2009, 10:04:09 » |
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Fuckin hell, can I ask what is wrong with you lot?
I took a nurofen this morning as I had a headache, it's gone now, can I join your club?
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, August 13, 2009, 10:07:07 » |
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some of my patients would shit on you lot with the amount of meds they take!
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, August 13, 2009, 10:07:18 » |
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Well I have a titanium caged and pinned metal spine and a ruptured stomach valve, nothing serious just painful.
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From the station at Colchester
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From the services at Leicester
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, August 13, 2009, 10:11:01 » |
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Bit of that heart failure stuff.
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, August 13, 2009, 10:18:37 » |
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i have no kidneys.
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, August 13, 2009, 10:27:01 » |
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I fainted after leaving the doctors this morning,in the car park  Some poor bloke wandering past helped me up and got me back in the surgery,where i was put into a wheelchair and taken to a room to lie down.I'm now currently in bed.Hoping i feel well enough to go to work later. Feel embarrassed by it  |
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, August 13, 2009, 10:33:17 » |
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I fainted after leaving the doctors this morning,in the car park Some poor bloke wandering past helped me up and got me back in the surgery,where i was put into a wheelchair and taken to a room to lie down.I'm now currently in bed.Hoping i feel well enough to go to work later. Feel embarrassed by it Oh my gosh - Hope you are OK? You didnt bang your head or anything? My friend keeps fainting at the mo and banging her head etc as she falls |
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, August 13, 2009, 10:38:48 » |
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Bashed my knees,but apart from that fine.
Hate not being in control of my body.Was such a horrid feeling!
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I was a small, fat child in a welfare house
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, August 13, 2009, 10:57:07 » |
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You're not going to die then larwood?
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, August 13, 2009, 12:11:09 » |
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4 grams of coke, and a couple of hits of crystal meth.
Sets up the day nicely!
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, August 13, 2009, 12:28:36 » |
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You don't win on Lansaprazole I am on 50mg 500mg of Oxytetracycline, 25mg Aspirin, 1000mg Tylex, 60mg Codiene, 50mg Diclofenic, 40mg Beclometazone Steriod washed down with 250ml of fresh orange juice....yummy. Surely Tylex is just paracetamol and codiene? Why take it twice? |
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, August 13, 2009, 12:30:55 » |
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Surely Tylex is just paracetamol and codiene? Why take it twice?
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, August 13, 2009, 13:31:02 » |
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I fainted after leaving the doctors this morning,in the car park Some poor bloke wandering past helped me up and got me back in the surgery,where i was put into a wheelchair and taken to a room to lie down.I'm now currently in bed.Hoping i feel well enough to go to work later. Feel embarrassed by it Been there. I feinted while having an eye examination in the eye department at GWH due to an anxiety attack, never seen so many doctors and nurses move so quickly in real life. They made me lie on the floor (where I fell) in the middle of the department for about 15 minutes, feeding me biscuits until my blood pressure improved. All the staff had to walk round (or over) me, acting like I wasn't there. I felt such a twat. |
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