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chalkies_shorts

« Reply #60 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 22:26:24 »

When they tried to resuccitate hs heart did they beat it?
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« Reply #61 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 22:26:41 »

smoking causes heart attacks
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Mexicano Rojo

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« Reply #62 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 22:27:03 »

The paramedics tried to use the defiblerator.  Said they wanted to be starting something.  Found it hard to get a pulse, one turned to the other and said 'can you feel it'.

his last words were "shake your body"
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« Reply #63 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 22:27:11 »

Uri Geller say's he's dead.
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chalkies_shorts

« Reply #64 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 22:27:56 »

I'm going for a cigarette.
Ben , the two of us.................... He wrote a song for you
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« Reply #65 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 22:32:39 »

whats the difference between the new buzz lightyear toy and michael jackson?











ones white made of plastic and will be in a box for xmas and the other is buzz lightyear
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nochee

« Reply #66 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 22:37:07 »

In a coma now

Its all just chinese whispers.

He is at the local curry house having a Korma!!


Sorry  Doh
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flammableBen

« Reply #67 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 22:40:36 »

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« Reply #68 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 22:42:05 »

bbc 1 news says hes dead,I think he is.

wow!
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« Reply #69 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 22:44:48 »

confirmed by bbc
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flammableBen

« Reply #70 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 22:44:57 »

He's been dead for 25 years.

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JPC82

« Reply #71 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 22:48:20 »

according to BBC it wasnt a heart attack, he ate an eleven year old sausage
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« Reply #72 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 22:49:37 »

Sky News presenter with brilliant faux pas: "Michael Jackson touched many people during his 30 year career". Cheesy
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« Reply #73 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 22:51:06 »

RIP
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Rich Pullen

« Reply #74 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 22:56:19 »

Who will get The Beatles back catelogue?
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