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land_of_bo

« on: Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 16:12:58 »

Someone sent me this, would've been rude not to pass it on

http://newcastleunited.rivals.net/FORUM/pgePosts.aspx?boardId=103&clubId=55&threadId=520491&pageNumber=1

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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 16:21:26 »

Looks a bit of a read, is it worth it?
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land_of_bo

« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 16:22:07 »

It's pretty funny, so yeah I'd say so.
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STFC_Gazza

« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 16:22:18 »

Thats funny as fuck! Smiley well worth the read!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 16:22:58 »

this line killed me

"it was like watching a guy try to post a python through a letterbox."
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STFC_Gazza

« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 16:26:49 »

This was quite funny.

AND HEAR his turkey-neck nut sacks mash into her ass.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 16:31:39 »

this line killed me

"it was like watching a guy try to post a python through a letterbox."

Same! Brilliant story.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 16:58:57 »

 
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 19:42:53 »

That was the funniest thing I have read for a long time.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 22:13:53 »

hahaha.good stuff
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nochee

« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 22:34:47 »

Absolute genius.

Im passing that on to as many people as i can.
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Spud

« Reply #11 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 06:02:20 »

Now that is hilarious.  Cheesy

"I honestly thought, when pulled it all of that out of her - her liver would have shlopped out with it, hanging there like a grey flesh yo-yo"

"It might not have been a giant like Bulldog's but you could have prized open a steel door with it."

"I could have stuck my whole hand in her c*nt and flipped a coin!!"   Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 07:30:28 »

spectacular stuff
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 08:44:59 »

quality. funniest thing i've read in a long time
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, June 25, 2009, 08:51:41 »

I think you lot are ill.
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