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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, June 16, 2009, 08:04:45 »

Surely they're called "playing surface engineers" these days?
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, June 16, 2009, 08:11:27 »

Technicians Paul, Playing Surface Technicians... you need a qualification to be a Playing Surface Engineer...
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, June 16, 2009, 08:11:42 »

Saw one guy last season actually break his fork whilst tending to the pitch at halftime.

He obviously put too much weight on it and it snapped in a real comedy manner....almost causing the poor fella to headbutt the ground.

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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, June 16, 2009, 08:28:11 »

That was funny. Shame he didn't because he's a Leeds fan too!!!
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, June 16, 2009, 09:34:01 »

I think this is what's called a three-pronged attack.
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, June 16, 2009, 09:37:34 »

Or is that comment too s-trident ?
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, June 16, 2009, 09:38:39 »

That was funny. Shame he didn't because he's a Leeds fan too!!!

....and there was me thinking I was the only one who saw it!

Who needs the Robinettes when you can have men breaking forks.

And I'm sure you can find a pun hidden somewhere in that statement Neville, cos it does sound kinda odd.
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, June 16, 2009, 09:53:50 »

I only saw it because I was stood next to him.
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, June 16, 2009, 11:45:36 »

sorry I dont think I have any gossip about Dunny - he was very well behaved at school
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, June 16, 2009, 12:09:12 »

Did he ever shut up at school?
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, June 16, 2009, 12:47:39 »

I only saw it because I was stood next to him.
ahhh, so perhaps me and my mate were the only people in the stands that saw it..... it was a great bit of entertainment.
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, June 16, 2009, 12:58:06 »

That was funny. Shame he didn't because he's a Leeds fan too!!!

I believe I know this guy, as I used to work with him. If only I had it videotaped !!!
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, June 16, 2009, 12:59:05 »

Dave Light.....
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, June 16, 2009, 14:03:45 »

Get it right.... Dave 'The Comedy' Light... A comedian with a darker sense of humour than Jack Dee... A laugh  that sounds like Mutley... and an incredibly poor taste in women...
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, June 16, 2009, 14:24:45 »

Dave 'The Comedy' Light... A comedian with a darker sense of humour than Jack Dee... A laugh  that sounds like Mutley... and an incredibly poor taste in women...

That's the guy. He could eat for England !!!
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