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flammableBen

« on: Thursday, May 21, 2009, 19:39:42 »

Am I going to die?
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, May 21, 2009, 19:41:34 »

Yes, unless you administer a Pirates patch to it immediately!!
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, May 21, 2009, 19:44:02 »

Should stop perving on people while they work Ben
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flammableBen

« Reply #3 on: Thursday, May 21, 2009, 19:44:06 »

Done. Cheers Dr. Orange!
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flammableBen

« Reply #4 on: Thursday, May 21, 2009, 19:45:41 »

Should stop perving on people while they work Ben

You should stop waving your arms around like a special kid when you're on the phone.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, May 21, 2009, 19:48:44 »

Done. Cheers Dr. Orange!

There is a 19% that you can now develop scurvy but this only usually occurs in Asia and Bulgaria.
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the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, May 21, 2009, 19:49:17 »

http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/symptom/twitching-eye.htm

Hope this helps Ben.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, May 21, 2009, 20:01:29 »

I was waving at you, plonker
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flammableBen

« Reply #8 on: Thursday, May 21, 2009, 20:06:10 »

that's a very enthusiastic wave.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, May 21, 2009, 20:07:23 »

Adam from Adam and Joe had the same on Saturday,they diagnosed it as Prodigeye

Its a like a rave in you eye bag.

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flammableBen

« Reply #10 on: Thursday, May 21, 2009, 20:20:11 »

I listened to that also. Which is a bit random. I was trying to remember what they called it. Prodigeye. Ace.

I wish I was adam and joe.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, May 22, 2009, 18:18:43 »


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The list of causes of Eye twitching (Twitching eye) includes:

    * Nystagmus
    * Vestibulitis
    * Untreated poor vision
    * Vision disorder
    * Alcoholism
Think that's that mystery solved then Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, May 22, 2009, 18:35:36 »

I've had it off and on for years. Most likely to be stress or fatigue.

Or HIV.
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nochee

« Reply #13 on: Friday, May 22, 2009, 19:47:35 »

A very common symptom for people denying their homosexuality according to a mate of mine from down the pub who owns a dog.
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flammableBen

« Reply #14 on: Friday, May 22, 2009, 19:54:56 »

I'm reckon I'd be fine with being a gay. Sometimes I'm a bit disappointed that I'm not.

I wish it was alcoholism. I'm a big light-weight these days.
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