Funny Football songs

[Maguire11]

i thought i would create this thread after we were singing.

we payed for your hats,
we payed for your haaaaaats,
what a waste of council tax,
we payed for your hats!

to the police that would of prevented us from running on the pitch.

any other funny songs you have heard?

[reeves4england]

That's been sung plenty of times before, but I agree it's a good'un.

I'm also a fan of the "What's it like to have no Cox?" from the Northampton(?) game!

[Rich Pullen]

I'm also a fan of the "What's it like to have no Cox?" from the Northampton(?) game!

Something they could probably answer now.

[DV]

that darren ferguson song today made me laugh

your old mans a cunt
your old mans a cuuuuunt
darren ferguson
your old man is a cunt

same tune as the hats song

[reeves4england]

that darren ferguson song today made me laugh

your old mans a cunt
your old mans a cuuuuunt
darren ferguson
your old man is a cunt

same tune as the hats song

That was the witty work of your very own Whits

[Maguire11]

another would be,

were shit and were beating you,
were shit and were beating you,
were shit and were beating you,
were shit and were beating you

[suttonred]

That was the witty work of your very own Whits

That was quality, also liked the 50 or so singing the simon cox 31 song for 10 mins or so today, was really impressed with that.

[axs]

that darren ferguson song today made me laugh

your old mans a cunt
your old mans a cuuuuunt
darren ferguson
your old man is a cunt

same tune as the hats song

A new classic. It's still in my head.

[reeves4england]

That was quality, also liked the 50 or so singing the simon cox 31 song for 10 mins or so today, was really impressed with that.

What? They repeated the same line 3 times! It's a great tune to sing so I joined in a bit, but the lyrics need a lot of work before it can be considered a good chant. Fair play to people for keeping it going though. I remember when we used to sing "Andy King's Barmy Army" for seemingly endless periods of time in the playoff season!

[Maguire11]

What? They repeated the same line 3 times! It's a great tune to sing so I joined in a bit, but the lyrics need a lot of work before it can be considered a good chant. Fair play to people for keeping it going though. I remember when we used to sing "Andy King's Barmy Army" for seemingly endless periods of time in the playoff season!

yeah lyrics needed changing but was really fun dancing around.
if only the whole away end sung it, then it would of been awesome!!!

[Spencer_White]

End of the day, he has had a great season. 99% certain he's moving on, so a bit of respect and love from the crowd towards Cox was long overdue.

Well done Simon. I may not agree with everything you are, but you certainly deserved a send off!

[michael]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/may/03/football-chants-manchester-united

Observer Sport Monthly article on football chants.

"Neville Neville, your future's immense,
Nevile Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville, is the name of your dad"

To the tune of "Rebel Rebel"

[No Longer Posh Red]

that darren ferguson song today made me laugh

your old mans a cunt
your old mans a cuuuuunt
darren ferguson
your old man is a cunt

same tune as the hats song

Did raise a smile with me, although I think it would have been even more inspired if he'd managed to work in something about being a "Wife Beater" as well.

[Arnold.J.Rimmer]