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« Reply #180 on: Tuesday, July 21, 2009, 18:13:32 »

Exactly. I sneezed today. I might skive tomorrow.
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« Reply #181 on: Tuesday, July 21, 2009, 18:16:31 »

The nice nurse from NHS told me to stay at home. I'm going to see what I'm like in the morning and decide then.
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« Reply #182 on: Wednesday, July 22, 2009, 10:29:25 »

Without wishing to be overly cynical, Swine Flu is the ultimate skive opportunity, diagnosis purely over the phone and it's not possible to get a Doctor's note, plus nobody will want you in even if you have a mild sneeze.

That's true but what if you claim to have it and have the week off then actually get it afterwards. That could look a bit bad.
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« Reply #183 on: Wednesday, July 22, 2009, 11:10:15 »

I've had a cough for the last month, and an on-off runny nose. Do i have swin flu?
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« Reply #184 on: Wednesday, July 22, 2009, 11:55:11 »

i have recently been back from greece and was mega ill so they think i may have had the plague. feel much better though, cant leave the house until friday Sad
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« Reply #185 on: Wednesday, July 22, 2009, 19:43:34 »

There's a kid at my youngest's nursery got it apparently. So given that the youngest is the finest carrier of diseases of all forms known to man that'll be all of us laid up with it, just in time for my first full week off since Christmas next week.
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« Reply #186 on: Thursday, July 23, 2009, 16:43:29 »

There's a kid at my youngest's nursery got it apparently. So given that the youngest is the finest carrier of diseases of all forms known to man that'll be all of us laid up with it, just in time for my first full week off since Christmas next week.

At least you can get th holiday days back in you're sick.
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« Reply #187 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 11:09:12 »

I've been sent home to do work because I've got a cold.

I best start doing some work though as I've spent all day on the internet and updating my CV Smiley
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« Reply #188 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 12:26:16 »

Im going to die of sunbeds Sad
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« Reply #189 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 12:35:59 »

once you've had it and recovered, you wont get it again and cannot pass it on.
now is probably the best time to get it

I dont think thats actually true tho, is it?

My Sister had the pig flu recently and she rekons it can return.

Edit: Now the house is having an argument on the subject. I may be wrong, apologies
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« Reply #190 on: Monday, August 3, 2009, 10:47:09 »

It really is coming...  Eek

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8180816.stm
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« Reply #191 on: Monday, August 3, 2009, 10:52:24 »

So now we get a choice of Pig flu or plague.  Wonderful

What concerns me is that I don't live very far away from this plague outbreak
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« Reply #192 on: Tuesday, August 4, 2009, 07:36:42 »

So now we get a choice of Pig flu or plague.  Wonderful

What concerns me is that I don't live very far away from this plague outbreak
best stay indoors then!
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« Reply #193 on: Tuesday, August 4, 2009, 08:19:32 »

Fat lot of good that will be if there are any chinks in the building.
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china red

« Reply #194 on: Tuesday, August 4, 2009, 08:43:12 »

Well considering the health care system here and the number of people living in such small areas if there is a plague this country is fucked.
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