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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:19:40 » |
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I think smoking match heads would be very bad for you.
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:23:18 » |
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It's so you wouldn't need a lighter. I'm always losing mine.
But what if you lose the something to strike the match heads along? |
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flammableBen
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:23:35 » |
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it would be on the pack.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:25:30 » |
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I think smoking match heads would be very bad for you.
they'd be at the end. possibly sticking out slightly. You'd be no more smoking it than if you inhaled whilst lighting a cigarette with a match. It's still a better idea than the other spastic efforts in this thread. |
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:27:16 » |
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I doubt Nigella does much cleaning, mind you she probably hasn't got the time with her other tasks.
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:28:59 » |
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Perforated crackers for cheese. Crackers are normally too big to eat in one go, but when you bite it, it breaks into about 9 pieces and crumbles all over the plate / floor.
If there were preforations in bite size areas then all this crumbling misery could be avoided.
'Bite along the dotted line'
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:51:15 » |
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Self lighting fags, are a bit of a come down from a time machine fB, are you feeling OK?
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:54:01 » |
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Actually I've just come from the future to tell you knobs what the next big invention is going to be.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:55:28 » |
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Actually I've just come from the future to tell you knobs what the next big invention is going to be.
And you're not going to tell us until we've bought you beer at the TEF end of season clan gathering right? |
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flammableBen
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« Reply #24 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:58:55 » |
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Nah I've already been to that, it's past ben you have to buy beer.
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« Reply #25 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:48:20 » |
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Perforated crackers for cheese. Crackers are normally too big to eat in one go, but when you bite it, it breaks into about 9 pieces and crumbles all over the plate / floor.
If there were preforations in bite size areas then all this crumbling misery could be avoided.
'Bite along the dotted line'
Leave them out of the box for a couple of weeks before you eat them, problem solved. |
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« Reply #26 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:52:34 » |
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Leave them out of the box for a couple of weeks before you eat them, problem solved.
A couple of weeks? But I want it noooooow. |
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« Reply #27 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:55:37 » |
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I find that some nice ripe left out for ages Brie is sticky enough to hold the whole thing together.
If you're eating harder cheeses maybe a careful pre-snap is in order.
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« Reply #28 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 19:40:20 » |
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my friend is on the next series of this, she has a fucking great idea which im pretty sure the dragons are going to snap up.
im not allowed to say what it is but its fucking simple and im gobsmacked someone hasnt thought of it before.
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« Reply #29 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 23:23:32 » |
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I've invented loads of great things over the years. This is one of many examples http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,115.0.html which went on to be a great success with much media coverage. I have another invention coming soon and I predict it will be the next big thing in luggage for the space century 21. I can't say any more than that as it is a very competitive industry and our competitors have people everywhere. |
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