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I really want to go on Dragons Den but i am too stupid to invent something. All the good stuff has already been invented. I was using my chain saw the other day and I thought shit I really wish this hadn't been invented because if it hadnt then I could invent it and go on Dragons Den and make a lot of money. So if anyone has any inventions let me know  |
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Don Rogers Shop
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 16:23:24 » |
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Pay as you go internet
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flammableBen
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:04:13 » |
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They should but a ring of tiny match heads at the end of cigarettes, and then have something to strike them on along the side of the pack.
Sorted.
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:06:46 » |
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Beer that never goes flat and/or warm.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:09:06 » |
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Beer that never goes flat and/or warm.
You can't just say something that would be ace, you have to have plans for the execution you stupid cunt. |
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:10:42 » |
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You can't just say something that would be ace, you have to have plans for the execution you stupid cunt.
A machine that executes stupid cunts. |
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:11:56 » |
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I hope it executes ginger twats too.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:12:04 » |
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Beer that never goes flat and/or warm.
So we could invent the beer can or fridge is that what you are saying? |
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:13:08 » |
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I hope it executes ginger twats too.
It would not discriminate, we do not have the technology. |
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:13:29 » |
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A good looking woman who cooks, cleans and gives good oral sex.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:14:36 » |
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:15:08 » |
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A good looking woman who cooks, cleans and gives good oral sex.
Pay for the op and I'm yours. |
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:17:34 » |
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They should but a ring of tiny match heads at the end of cigarettes, and then have something to strike them on along the side of the pack.
Sorted.
OK Einstein. I see a major flaw in your plan........ would it not just be easier to use a lighter? |
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:18:52 » |
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I think Ben's invention would make it less of a problem if you lost your lighter.
Would the ciggy light without that initial puff though?
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:19:16 » |
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It's so you wouldn't need a lighter. I'm always losing mine.
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