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Doore

« Reply #45 on: Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:12:25 »

26%.  I'm surprised it's so low - the rumour mongers amongst my mates will be positively horrified.
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flammableBen

« Reply #46 on: Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:14:05 »

Of course that does means you'd like to have sex with 1 man for every 3 ladies.
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Doore

« Reply #47 on: Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:15:44 »

3 ladies?  If only.
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« Reply #48 on: Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:16:27 »

23%
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flammableBen

« Reply #49 on: Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:18:26 »

It's probably best to save up all the men and get your ratio in check with a big gay orgy. That's my plan anyway. The more ladies I sleep with, the bigger my gay orgy can be.
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« Reply #50 on: Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:20:08 »

I think the closest you'd get to a gay orgy is if your future self went back in time and gave your present self anal sex
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Doore

« Reply #51 on: Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:20:51 »

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It's probably best to save up all the men and get your ratio in check with a big gay orgy. That's my plan anyway. The more ladies I sleep with, the bigger my gay orgy can be.

This should be government policy to tackle teenage pregnancy.  If every 13 year old kid was told that for every 3 young girls he sleeps with, some Gary Glitter lookalike will bugger the shit out of him, they'd probably think twice.
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flammableBen

« Reply #52 on: Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:21:40 »

Either my future time travelling self doesn't actually discover time travel (unthinkable) or he has better things to do and has forgotten Sad
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flammableBen

« Reply #53 on: Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:22:42 »

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This should be government policy to tackle teenage pregnancy.  If every 13 year old kid was told that for every 3 young girls he sleeps with, some Gary Glitter lookalike will bugger the shit out of him, they'd probably think twice.

You'd get a lot of sketchy people applying to be the Gary Glitter lookalike.
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« Reply #54 on: Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:24:34 »

If your present self didn't give consent to your future self, would it be rape?

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flammableBen

« Reply #55 on: Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:26:50 »

Possibly. I'd be the victim and the defendant.

Luckily a man cleverer than me has already considered such things.

http://dawnofthejed.com/2009/04/02/man-found-guilty-of-bumming-himself/
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« Reply #56 on: Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:32:26 »

I reckon if your future self was clever enough he could get away with it. Go back in time to a date when you were mentally drunk and wandering the streets in your boxer shorts or similar and your present self would have no idea what or how it happened. In fact this could be exactly what happened to you.
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flammableBen

« Reply #57 on: Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:39:37 »

It could well be. Although to be honest I'm not sure I'd say no if my future self came back and demanded sex, unless he was horribly disfigured or something. Oh no! I'm going to have a horrible time travelling accident and end up horribly disfigured. The evidence is so stacked up it's pretty much proof.
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« Reply #58 on: Monday, April 20, 2009, 06:06:57 »

26% - pleased with that
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« Reply #59 on: Monday, April 20, 2009, 06:19:41 »

Eek 60% gay.
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