Swindon V Crewe Matchday Thread.

[flammableBen]

I played in the Lawns BBQ Cup Final 07

[sonicyouth]

you never injured me as much as dell's words will, berni...

interestingly, i've not had a nosebleed since that day.

[Berniman]

you never injured me as much as dell's words will, berni...

interestingly, i've not had a nosebleed since that day.

See I did you a favour!

Don't worry about Dell, he used to call me a cunt!  Now we are meeting for coffee at halftime!  He's a fickle fucker!

 

[DV]

...or perhaps its all a plan and he's going to kick your head in?

[flammableBen]

Only someone who's played at a high level could think of such a plan.

[Berniman]

If it is indeed a plan from the high level playing Dell then I will thwart him by purchasing an oversized hotdog at the same time as the horrible tasting coffee and either striking him with it or force him to eat it, therefore rendering him useless with regards to the verbal or physical attack that he plans to hand out to me!

Either that or I will just kick him in the bollocks and run!

[axs]

Timlin definately mom today for me, can't understand the boos he got.

Thought Amankwaah and Smith were good, Cox had an off game, but Paynter looked good in the first half.

Overall could have gone either way in the first half, second half they were only interested in the point.

[dell boy]

If it is indeed a plan from the high level playing Dell then I will thwart him by purchasing an oversized hotdog at the same time as the horrible tasting coffee and either striking him with it or force him to eat it, therefore rendering him useless with regards to the verbal or physical attack that he plans to hand out to me!

Either that or I will just kick him in the bollocks and run!

What a bitch you are Berni, I've never called anyone a c**t !!
I'm going to sit in the Arkells now in  of having to eat that hot dog.

Sonic use to wind me up with his stalking tactics, but the bastard doesn't get to me anymore!!

[flammableBen]

it's spelt "cunt" dell.

[dell boy]

it's spelt "cunt" dell.

I will not use that word sir:
Instead I will use ****'s
There are always better alteratives than the 'C' word, does anyone else remember that terribly funny sketch about Rindercella by Ronnie Barker, so if you haven't here it is and he kept a straight face throughout.

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.     

Rindercella and  her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard  frubbing sloors, emptying poss  pits, and  shivelling shot. At the end  of the day, she was  knucking  fackered. The sugly isters  were right bugly astards. One was  called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible  huckers;  they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies.The sugly isters had tickets to go to the  ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was  a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.  Her name was  Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had  buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity. At the ball,  Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock  struck twelve. 'Mist all chucking frighty!!!' said Rindercella, and she ran  out tripping barse over ollocks,  so dropping her slass glipper. 

The very next day  the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters  let  him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. 'Who's  fust jarted??' asked the prandsome hince. 'Blame that fugly ucker over there!!' said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk. Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen  swanny!

[flammableBen]

c**t isn't really an alternative, it's just the same word left for the reader to fill in two letters making it pointless. Surely you might as well just say cunt.

If you want to go with proper alternatives then use some imagination. Like Ronnie Barker.

Personally I think cunt is a great word and should be used everyday.

[flammableBen]

I think cunt is a rubbish word. It holds such a power as an expletive that it's an easy way to release our frustration out on the world. Whilst you shouldn't keep things bottled up, this instant satisfaction reinforces bad behaviour. The need to have instant satisfaction from frustration leads to more impulsive and possibly violent reactions to stress.

Imagine a world where people had to stop and calm down at moments of difficulty. Stop and think of a way to relieve their frustrations without the easy option of cunting cunt cunt. In such a world we'd be a calmer and more thoughtful nation. Crime rates would fall, creativity would rise. Domestic violence would be a thing of the past.

The way to this utopia isn't keeping 'cunt' on a pedestal of awfulness. To remove it's power it needs to be used everyday in the most mundane situations. Shout to the world that you're going to get a cunting icecream! Greet all your friends with 'hey cunt'! Say cunt for Britain! Britain needs more cunts! Ask not what your country can do for you, say cunt for your country!

Yay Cunt. I believe.

[sonicyouth]

Sonic use to wind me up with his stalking tactics, but the bastard doesn't get to me anymore!!

you flatter yourself too much

[THE FLASH]

Only just got to the laptop as i went to see Luton v Scunthorpe today.
Havent gone through the thread yet.......cant be arsed at the mo.
I saw more skill in 2 minutes at Wembley than the whole of the dire shite yesterday.
That game is up there in 'The Flash top 5 shittest games at CG', only the fact that we didnt lose stopped it getting into the top 3.
Awful.
Clueless play against a side who had a negative gameplan (not having a pop - they just did).
DW reckons we lacked a bit of quality....i dont know what game he was watching...we lacked fucking everything....interest, ambition, steel..etc etc.
Timlin MOM .. ..dont make me laugh...I reckon Pook is wearing a Timlin suit, just how many times did he give the ball away?  Phil Smith should get MOM for keeping us in the game.
Cox must believe hes already gone if yesterday is the fayre we have to endure.
Brighton must attack so i am hoping that we will play better against this style of play.
We will have to improve on the JPT display for sure.
I havent lost the faith but five more shitty displays like that and we will be at Bournemouth ....again.
 

[Berniman]

At least Timlin stepped up to make the mistakes, no other fucker did!