SwindonTartanArmy
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« on: Friday, March 20, 2009, 14:38:01 » |
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Monday; Stayed in Dad came down and fucked me.
Tuesday; Stayed in got fucked by dad.
Wednesday; Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style.
Thursday; Stayed in, Dad wanked on my face.
Friday; Stayed in, Dad pounded my ass.
Saturday; Stayed in, Dad fisted me, really humiliating.
Sunday; Went to see Oxford United in the conference.
Wish I'd stayed in.
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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SwindonTartanArmy
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, March 20, 2009, 14:38:52 » |
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On a plus side, I hear its goign to be a best cellar
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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SwindonTartanArmy
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, March 20, 2009, 14:57:10 » |
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I heard Josef has been sentenced to community service.
He's going to teach the McCann's how to lock a fucking door.
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, March 20, 2009, 15:14:46 » |
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I don't know whether to laugh or cringe.
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, March 20, 2009, 15:42:50 » |
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i'd laugh if they were funny.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, March 20, 2009, 15:47:34 » |
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Another "joke" I heard today... FOR SALE: Natasha Richardson's Ski Helmet - As new, Never worn!  |
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, March 20, 2009, 15:50:59 » |
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at football Tuesday someone told me a Jade Goody one
What do you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress - a Shuttle cock!
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, March 20, 2009, 16:16:10 » |
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I heard a Jade Goody one the other day (they are sick!)
I went to buy Jade Goody's new calendar, but it only goes up until April !
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FlashGordon
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, March 20, 2009, 22:31:02 » |
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Is it ironic that jade now looks like an egg and will be in a box by easter?
[CRINGE jst putting it on as i got told it today]
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Come on YOU REDS!
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oxford_fan
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, March 22, 2009, 20:48:30 » |
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Elizabeth Fritzl made her first appearance in court today. She had a full English breakfast beforehand.
Someone noticed she still had a bit of Daddies sauce round her mouth.
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
- FACT!
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, March 22, 2009, 22:03:19 » |
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Monday; Stayed in Dad came down and fucked me.
Tuesday; Stayed in got fucked by dad.
Wednesday; Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style.
Thursday; Stayed in, Dad wanked on my face.
Friday; Stayed in, Dad pounded my ass.
Saturday; Stayed in, Dad fisted me, really humiliating.
Sunday; Went to see Oxford United in the conference.
Wish I'd stayed in.
That actually made me chuckle. I'm neither proud nor ashamed of that fact. It just did.  |
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