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« on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 12:11:18 »

One way to help the team out i guess...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7944919.stm
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 12:15:40 »

You're thinking a couple of snipers in line with the edge of the 6 yard box at either end of the pitch? Possible I suppose..........
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 12:18:35 »

We've tried loan signings and 5 across the midfield with limited success... desperate times?
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 12:20:32 »

I can't help but think it might be a bit of a "one-off" tactic?

I've the feeling games might get a bit tense after the first shooting.
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 12:26:33 »

Our fans would miss and end up killing Don Rogers who was just minding his own business drinking Bovril in his stand.
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 12:37:44 »

I think its the only option left personally
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 12:39:14 »

We'd have the same problem paying for a sniper as we do paying for loan players - we'd still have to find one who could fucking shoot
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 12:42:56 »

Just tell Alan that they've been saying nasty things about him on internet forums.
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 13:22:55 »

 Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 13:24:54 »

Why shoot the opposing team players, I reckon shoot our own.
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 13:41:44 »

We'd have the same problem paying for a sniper as we do paying for loan players - we'd still have to find one who could fucking shoot

The Red Army Fund could take on a whole new meaning..
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 13:46:27 »

I reckon we should sign the sniper - surely you'd have to be a real sharp shooter to hit a head shot on someone running from distance. That's just the kind of accuracy we need at the moment.
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 17:06:46 »

Back in the sixties STFC used to have their own sniper... an old guy with a rifle who used to shoot down pigeons in the roof of the Town End!
Admittedly, the ground was empty at the time...
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 17:10:56 »

Just tell Alan that they've been saying nasty things about him on internet forums.

I wouldn't be any good with a rifle. I might be able to catch them with a machete when they came close to the TE though.
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 21:33:28 »

You'd never be let in with a machete on your person Wink
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