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Lumps

« Reply #45 on: Friday, March 13, 2009, 12:56:46 »

Hi Ling

My real name is Danny and I work for the club.

I can make that decision, but what is in it for me.

Can you swing me a Type R in a "Ill scratch your back if you scratch mine" kind of deal ?

Don't listen to him Ling he's a pathalogical liar
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Lumps

« Reply #46 on: Friday, March 13, 2009, 12:57:57 »

Why not?

Lactose intolerance? A lot of oriental people are lactose intolerant for some reason.
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« Reply #47 on: Friday, March 13, 2009, 13:02:23 »

Did you know that the Japanese cheese called Sakura won a Gold medal at the Mountain Cheese Olympics? In your face, China!
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« Reply #48 on: Friday, March 13, 2009, 13:08:22 »

Did you know that the Japanese cheese called Sakura won a Gold medal at the Mountain Cheese Olympics? In your face, China!

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« Reply #49 on: Friday, March 13, 2009, 13:08:49 »

Hahahaha, if the club wants the £100 then they can have it. But the idea is to encourage people to have cars.  So why not say 5 free match tickets with each car - SWINDON TOWN FC SUPPORTING LOCAL WORKERS!

You (and I ) get loads of PR. Honda sell cars. Workers keep jobs. Fans get cheap cars. Everyone wins.

Ling - just sent you a PM with the right contact info for this...
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« Reply #50 on: Friday, March 13, 2009, 13:20:09 »

Ling you should buy a ticket/ lots of tickets in the 'name the stratton bank' competition and you'll get some sponsorship out of it.

Alternatively you could sponsor Swindon's very own David Beckham in Michael Pook and get your name in the match programme each week! Don't lease him a car though, he's not very responsible!
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« Reply #51 on: Friday, March 13, 2009, 13:35:05 »

bing bong

ding a ling a ling

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wanna lease a car?

go see ling
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« Reply #52 on: Friday, March 13, 2009, 13:35:51 »

weak.

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« Reply #53 on: Friday, March 13, 2009, 13:42:15 »

i ruv ring!
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« Reply #54 on: Friday, March 13, 2009, 13:51:41 »

Bender!
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« Reply #55 on: Friday, March 13, 2009, 13:53:34 »

Ling,
For a couple of nice cars you could advertise your services on the coats worn by the groundstaff at the club. This advertisment would be seen by all the home supporters each week and travelling fans at each match before during and after the match. We'll even give out your business cards!!
Please PM Triseros if you are interested in this business opportunity.
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« Reply #56 on: Friday, March 13, 2009, 14:37:16 »

Nits, I'm not trying to sell cars for my benefit. I am trying to save Honda UK. If they listen to me, I will sell dozens of cars for them. That's one to every Swindon supporter Smiley
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« Reply #57 on: Friday, March 13, 2009, 14:38:31 »

I heart Ling
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« Reply #58 on: Friday, March 13, 2009, 14:45:14 »

Ben, can we give Ling an honourary Townend description? 
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« Reply #59 on: Friday, March 13, 2009, 14:46:09 »

Ling should be made a mod.
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