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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, March 12, 2009, 17:03:34 » |
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How can I alter it?
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, March 12, 2009, 17:03:52 » |
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Tipex?
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axs
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, March 12, 2009, 17:05:52 » |
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exactly.
Or write a new one, get her drunk and make her sign it.
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, March 12, 2009, 17:42:33 » |
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Sorted.
Now, how can I kill her?
She likes cats and squirrels and Robert Kilroy, so maybe a trap involving at least two of those three. A diagram would be helpful.
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, March 12, 2009, 19:10:36 » |
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Tell her you're a Scummer, that should do the trick after she's spat at you with her last breath.
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, March 12, 2009, 19:13:20 » |
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Tell her you're a Scummer, that should do the trick after she's spat at you with her last breath.
-2/10. Getting worse. Completely illogical this time. Do you have a brain? I've not noticed you before so I can't tell if its just poor form, or whether you are some kind of invalid. |
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, March 12, 2009, 19:14:43 » |
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I quite liked it.
Back on topic, wait until she is watching repeats of Kilroy and smother her with cats or squirrels.
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, March 12, 2009, 19:15:56 » |
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A bit like you guys, i don't think I've ever hit form. I'd go for the invalid option. I'll keep trying though until I get a positive score from you. I didn't think this one was that bad.
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, March 12, 2009, 19:33:23 » |
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A bit like you guys, i don't think I've ever hit form.
A little better. We hit form when it last mattered. And I don't mean 1986. |
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, March 12, 2009, 19:34:22 » |
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2006?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, March 12, 2009, 19:43:50 » |
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Put on a Kilroy-Silk mask and seduce her to death
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, March 12, 2009, 20:03:09 » |
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Put on a Kilroy-Silk mask and seduce her to death
Put a Kilroy-Silk mask on a squirrel, get it to seduce her, then pull the mask off at the vital moment. That'd finish most folks off (although thinking about it, I'd probably be more perturbed by thinking I was shagging a squirrel and it turned out to be Kilroy Silk) |
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, March 12, 2009, 20:06:03 » |
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2006?
What happened that year? Did we lose in the playoffs to Exeter? I was thinking more 2002: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/fa_cup/2548927.stmCan't believe that was over 6 years ago now. Hurry up and get relegated twice so we can have some more derbies, the above and Gary Alexander blowing a kiss to the London Road are my only two memories. Put on a Kilroy-Silk mask and seduce her to death
Forgery and murder aren't enough for you Si Pie? You have to bring lude and incestious acts into this. You've neglected squirrels and/or cats in your dirty plan, unless the hair on the Kilroy-Silk mask is made of their furs? Yes its probably that. |
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, March 12, 2009, 20:07:58 » |
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Bleach your hair, get your ears pierced and pretend you've been possessed by the ghost of Robert Kilroy-Silk, who was killed by a gang od squirrels and cats.
Then seduce her to death.
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, March 12, 2009, 20:51:36 » |
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Hurry up and get relegated twice
So you fully admit there's no chance of you going up a division. |
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