Before we got to him, he was buried in a coffin....only bypassing the floodlights, sticking a couple of electrodes on him, and switching on, made him the player he is today.
You may have unearthed something here Reg. Why not try this with our squad to turn them into livewires again. At worst it would neutralise some, in a Mafia kind of way.
Or we could just swap teams with Weymouth, they'd play like men possessed at the thought of getting paid.