I'm in a quandry, i was on the pan for the first and having a fag when the second one in, what should i do? have a smoke on the toilet?
There was a kid in the year above me at school (let's call him Chris Rice) who was famed throughout the school for being caught in the traps simulataneously taking a dump, reading a copy of the Sun, smoking a fag and having a wank. Multi tasking at its most impressive.