i ahvwe broken mty toilet

[jayohaitchenn]

He won't surface until late afternoon. Bloody students!

[suttonred]

Either that or he's drowned/been badly beaten up by housemates.

[Reg Smeeton]

DMR has got a bit of a thing with toilets....sounds like a classic Freudian anal fixation.

I wonder if he had problems with potty training as a nipper...enuresis case?

[Mexicano Rojo]

I once shagged a girl called tracey on the sink in my shared house bathroom in the middle of the night and it came off the wall. Water everywhere. But a toilet? water shit and wee. nice work dave.

[DMR]

I almost got away with it. Well, I lost my bottle. The guy I was out on the lash with had convinced himself it was his fault but after maintenance man left us with a substantial fine (and I mean fucking substantial, plus cost for new bog), I couldn't let Smith take the blame so fessed up.

It's a right mess. I'm not the most popular person here at the moment.

[DMR]

I ain't fucking cleaning it though, I'm going to the walkabout to watch the rugby.

[Batch]

Bur HOW did you do it?

[DMR]

The old drunken tumble. It was a bit loose in the first place.

[magicroundabout]

you should cut down on your porklife mate and get some exercise 

[DMR]

Probably.

You'll always be a ginger brummie though.