Sippo
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« on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 21:04:12 » |
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1. Some months have 30 days, some have 31. How many have 28 days?
2. If you had only one match and entered a cold darkened room where there was an oil lamp, oil heater, and some kindling wood, which would you light first?
3. If the doctor gave you three pills and told you take one every half hour, how long would they last?
4. A man builds a house with four sides, a rectangular structure, and each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes wondering by. What colour was the bear?
5. Divide 30 by 1/2, then add 10. What is the answer?
6. Take two apples from three apples. How many apples do you have?
7. How many animals of each species did Moses take onto the ark?
8. if you drove a bus with 18 people on it from Eastgate House and stopped to pick up 5 more and drop 3 off. then drove to Whitchurch where you dropped off a further 8, and picked up 4., and then later arrived at your destination 45 minutes, what is the drivers name?
9. Whay can't a man living in Canada be buried in the USA?
10. Is it legal for a man in california to marry his Widow's sister?
11. An assistant in a butchers shop is 5'10" tall. What does he Weigh?
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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DMR
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 21:08:29 » |
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1. One
2. The wood
3. An hour
4. White
5. 70
6. One
7. Two
8. Jeff
9. Cos he's alive
10. Why not they're not blood related
11. Meat
Probably all wrong!
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STFC_Chris
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 21:09:07 » |
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Qu 2 is the Match, surely?
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suttonred
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 21:10:07 » |
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9 he's not dead
11 sausages
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DV
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Joseph McLaughlin
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 21:11:08 » |
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1. all of them
2. the match
3. an hour
4. white
5. 70
6. 2
7. Noah ark not moses ashikodi
8. DV
9. he's not dead
10. yes
11. meat
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 21:14:13 » |
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The answers: 1. All of them - DV 2. The Match - STFC_Chris 3. an hour - DMR 4. White - DV 5. 70 -DMR 6. 2 - DV 7. was Noah - DV 8. Yourself - DV 9. He's still alive - DMR 10. No - Cos he's dead. - DV 11. Meat - DMR That lasted long  |
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DV
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 21:15:40 » |
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10. no?
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reeves4england
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 21:27:07 » |
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10. There's presumably no law against it, as it's impossible for him to sign the register anyway, being dead and all???
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 21:55:16 » |
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1. All of them.
2. The match.
3. 1 hour.
4. White. It's a polar bear.
5. 70.
6. 2.
7. None. Noah did.
8. Sam.
9. Because he's alive.
10. He can't marry anyone, he's dead.
11. Meat.
Edit: wrote my answers before reading the thread.
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DMR
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, February 17, 2009, 12:37:34 » |
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I got the white polar bear before DV! Boooo!
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