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« on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 20:46:33 » |
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7892294.stmWhat are the chances of 2 submarines colliding in the second largest ocean? And what are the chances that both are carrying nuclear missiles? I love the fact that someone says the anti-sonar devices may have been too effective!!!
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flammableBen
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 20:58:38 » |
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They were obviously both checking out the same thing.
I reckon there's a giant sea monster or something.
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 21:05:46 » |
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Maybe they were looking for the artic unicorns?!?
They are amazing, and I think they should be the new TEF animal
[url width=210 height=210]http://www.voanews.com/english/images/more-unicorn-male_tv_1feb08.jpg[/url]
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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flammableBen
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 21:27:56 » |
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Narwhals?
They're pretty cool. Not manatees though.
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 21:32:30 » |
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Yeah that's right benjamin, do you not think they're cooler? They definately look cooler.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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flammableBen
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 21:40:41 » |
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 22:23:03 » |
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Only Narwhals have made it into a futurama episode though.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 22:25:28 » |
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But manatees write Family Guy.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 22:26:55 » |
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Well played sir.
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nochee
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 22:28:20 » |
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7892294.stmWhat are the chances of 2 submarines colliding in the second largest ocean? And what are the chances that both are carrying nuclear missiles? I love the fact that someone says the anti-sonar devices may have been too effective!!! Rumour has it that the navigation guys from both boats were out on the top deck smoking fags. |
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 22:47:58 » |
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Armageddon has started.
Submarines colliding
Satellite colliding.
And WTF was this mystery fireball.
I for one welcome our new alien overlords
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 22:53:39 » |
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I hope we do get overthrown by a alien race and all get murdered. At least then the Greenies, the Vegans, the animal rights activists and the planet can all be happy.
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nochee
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 22:56:48 » |
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I hope we do get overthrown by a alien race and all get murdered. At least then the Greenies, the Vegans, the animal rights activists and the planet can all be happy.
If everyone was murdered how can anyone still be alive to be happy? |
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 23:02:25 » |
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Yeah, but they won't all simultaneously be executed, although i'm not aware of quite how powerful these aliens might be. So while the killing is taking place, they can smile knowing everything they wanted is going to happen. Plus the planet will not be murdered, but then it was never going to be, although that's a whole new kettle of fish.
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