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« on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 04:14:27 » |
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I've just clocked up: An £80 fine A bruised forehead Some significant disappointment Epic night  |
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 05:39:15 » |
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Please do elaborate..........
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 08:10:20 » |
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Spill it then.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 08:13:12 » |
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I'm guessing he's been done for drunk and disorderly, that carries an £80 fixed penalty fine.
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 08:52:09 » |
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Turned down by a girl (disappointment), so nutted her (bruised forehead), pissed on a tramp (£80 fine).
How close am I?
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 09:30:28 » |
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sounds about right LS
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 09:50:03 » |
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Was the 80 quid related to chucking a rock through DRS's mother in law's window?
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 09:52:00 » |
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Haha quality
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 13:18:39 » |
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£80 fine for going into the womens loo in the union as the queue for the mens was quite long.
The bruised forehead was as a result of my flatmates stacking all the chairs up in front of the door when I came in and my subsequent fall after trying to climb over them.
The disappointment was I miracuously had a bird in tow who fucked off when I went arse over tit.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 14:10:56 » |
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poor mans walrus
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 14:11:27 » |
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£80 for going in the womens bogs? What the fuck???
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 14:32:12 » |
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£80 for going in the womens bogs? What the fuck???
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 14:37:41 » |
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you're shitting me?
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Rich Pullen
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 16:17:29 » |
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£80 fine for masturbating in a ladies lavatory - what's wrong with this country can't a man perv in peace these days?
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 16:31:16 » |
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Since when is the mens toilet queue longer than the ladies one?!!!!!!!!!!!
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