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« Reply #30 on: Sunday, January 11, 2009, 21:45:18 »

Someone's in trouble.

Those Wenger quotes weren't supposed to be used until Monday.
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« Reply #31 on: Sunday, January 11, 2009, 21:45:36 »

I have been to a few arsenal prem game with season ticker holders and you are surrounded by moaing wine drinking plastic twats.

A plastic:

1. Wears shirt to game and owns the whole kit including socks.
2. Sits the whole way throughthe game.
3. Claps when the other team scores.
4. Never swears or is hostile in any way.
5. Doesn't drink.
6. Drives to the game.
7. Leaves early "to avoid the taffic.
8. Has never been to an away game.
9. Will ditch the club when they lose a few games.
10.Thinks the premership is the bee's knees.
11. Has sky sports and sentanta
12. You have no opion on football other than that of gary linker.

If you do most of these things you are a plastic cunt.




hahaha Cheesy
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« Reply #32 on: Sunday, January 11, 2009, 21:45:58 »

I have been to a few arsenal prem game with season ticker holders and you are surrounded by moaing wine drinking plastic twats.

A plastic:

1. Wears shirt to game and owns the whole kit including socks.
2. Sits the whole way throughthe game.
3. Claps when the other team scores.
4. Never swears or is hostile in any way.
5. Doesn't drink.
6. Drives to the game.
7. Leaves early "to avoid the taffic.
8. Has never been to an away game.
9. Will ditch the club when they lose a few games.
10.Thinks the premership is the bee's knees.
11. Has sky sports and sentanta
12. You have no opion on football other than that of gary linker.

If you do most of these things you are a plastic cunt.



So according to GFM you are plastic if......

You drink wine but dont drink and sit the whole way thru the game but leave early.

OK
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« Reply #33 on: Sunday, January 11, 2009, 21:46:18 »

Someone's in trouble.

Those Wenger quotes weren't supposed to be used until Monday.

you?
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« Reply #34 on: Sunday, January 11, 2009, 21:50:46 »

Not me.
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« Reply #35 on: Sunday, January 11, 2009, 21:53:50 »

3. Claps when the other team scores.

I clapped Lambert's curler against us, cracking goal, even if he is an arsewipe.
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« Reply #36 on: Sunday, January 11, 2009, 22:11:20 »

Yeah the premership expernice. Sterile staduims, sterile fans, massive price and best of all the so called fans that go haven't a clue what is going on and are more concered with getting their food at half time or getting home early.

You get all of that at the County Ground, isnt quite as expensive but its the same.
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« Reply #37 on: Sunday, January 11, 2009, 22:41:17 »

Fucking hell, I might as well have just posted 'The Premier League, shit or not'.

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« Reply #38 on: Sunday, January 11, 2009, 23:02:20 »

was does that make league 1 then? the odd game apart, it's fucking rubbish imo
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« Reply #39 on: Sunday, January 11, 2009, 23:05:59 »

Its hard work watching...i really hope DW gets us playing some attacking footy,he had Hartlepool playing some good stuff,watched Villa v Arsenal last year and the speed and passing was awsome.
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« Reply #40 on: Sunday, January 11, 2009, 23:11:53 »

i really like villa this season,they play some lovely football.o'neil is a fucking superb manager(how the fuck maclaren got the england job over him beggers belief)
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« Reply #41 on: Sunday, January 11, 2009, 23:17:54 »

i really like villa this season,they play some lovely football.o'neil is a fucking superb manager(how the fuck maclaren got the england job over him beggers belief)


Never underestimate the ability for someone to insert rthier tongue very far up into the anus and keep it there. Fucking Scummer.
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« Reply #42 on: Monday, January 12, 2009, 09:01:36 »

Makes me cringe to see an English player react the way he does towards referees. Benitez is right and everyone knows it, but this weekend has shown why Man United will win the league.

Wenger whinging that English football isnt as good as it was and no one plays 4-4-2 at the Emirates. It is true, but Wenger has made a great living out of playing clever counter attacking football that has helped see off English managers in the top flight. Not to say he isnt a legend though.

Chelsea fans on the radio saying that 'Scolari has only won the World Cup'. The World Cup? Chelsea couldnt pull 10,000 fans for a league game 20 years ago. Scolari should just up sticks and go, they will soon be deep in the mire anyway. Abramovich pulling the plug cant come soon enough. Surely he must be sick of it all by now?

Dead right,,,,,,,,,,,as i watched i thought the same myself....
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« Reply #43 on: Monday, January 12, 2009, 09:51:41 »

I have been to a few arsenal prem game with season ticker holders and you are surrounded by moaing wine drinking plastic twats.

A plastic:

1. Wears shirt to game and owns the whole kit including socks.
2. Sits the whole way throughthe game.
3. Claps when the other team scores.
4. Never swears or is hostile in any way.
5. Doesn't drink.
6. Drives to the game.
7. Leaves early "to avoid the taffic.
8. Has never been to an away game.
9. Will ditch the club when they lose a few games.
10.Thinks the premership is the bee's knees.
11. Has sky sports and sentanta
12. You have no opion on football other than that of gary linker.

If you do most of these things you are a plastic cunt.


 Cheesy

Well I can tick 1, 3 , 6, 10 & 11 off my list of plasticness. (although I dont do all of them all the time, ie dont always drive, will only clap an exceptional opposition goal)

Although this is somewhat at odds with the fact I've been a season ticket holder of a club that is normally shit for fuck knows how long and I've been to hundereds of games home and away.

But GFM has declared I'm semi-plastic, so of course hes right. cock.
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« Reply #44 on: Monday, January 12, 2009, 10:20:55 »

I have been to a few arsenal prem game with season ticker holders and you are surrounded by moaing wine drinking plastic twats.

A plastic:

1. Wears shirt to game and owns the whole kit including socks.
2. Sits the whole way throughthe game.
3. Claps when the other team scores.
4. Never swears or is hostile in any way.
5. Doesn't drink.
6. Drives to the game.
7. Leaves early "to avoid the taffic.
8. Has never been to an away game.
9. Will ditch the club when they lose a few games.
10.Thinks the premership is the bee's knees.
11. Has sky sports and sentanta
12. You have no opion on football other than that of gary linker.

If you do most of these things you are a plastic cunt.




you do talk a load of bollox at times and this is up there amongst the rest of it.
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