Lets all laugh at oxford.

[trogladite]

Here's a genuine question: Which Sunday league team:
a) Have a 3 sided festering shithole as their home ground
b) Have only ever won once at their bitter rivals ground
c) Employe paedophiles and racists as managers
d) Have players who engage in the Olympci sport of forcibly inserting bananas up younger players anuses
e) Have fans who are captured on film blubbing their fucking eyes out when they turn Sunday league courtesy of an ex Town player manager, an ex Town player and a future Town player who scores one of the goals.
f) Lose their last derby at their old ground having 2 players sent off and have the game held up twice.
g) Have won Sunday League 7 for the last 3 years by X Mas and not actually gone up

Ooooooooooooooh don't tell me........... I know this one...........  It's the football club that helped Robert Maxwell spend the pensioners stolen money, isn't it?  I tell you what, I'll get back to you on that.

[One F In Fitton]

O-F, you are an ABSOLUTELY PERFECT EXAMPLE of every Pox fan I've had a disagreement with. The only difference is that you spend a hefty chunk of your life on an STFC forum, which is plain wierd - I could list 17 million things that I'd rather spend my time doing rather than indulging in online social-intercourse with yellow cunts.

By perfect example I mean that you spit out a juvenile response, then desperately try to avoid the actual facts/stats/details, because YOU HAVE NOTHING TO COME BACK AT ME WITH. We don't exactly have a glorious history, but compared to yours it is fucking sensational. Always been in our shadow - always will be. If you beat York you'll be dancing in the streets - BECAUSE YOU'LL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING MACCLESFIELD, HEREFORD, BURTON & ACCRINGTON. What an achievement that'd be eh. Then have a little think about where we're challenging.

Yeah go on then, CHOMP, CRUNCH etc etc - legendary comedy. You'd be right, tbh. But you also know that you've been well & truly put in your place. Try to swallow your pride and just accept that you are our inferior neighbours. 

[Anteater]

will cubes of cheese and pineapple on sticks be okay?

I thought bananas were your favourite canape ? When you lose on the 16th I'll bring the Yorkies !

[ghanimah]

Excuses are being lined up early:

Oxford United  fans have reacted with astonishment that the man in charge of their Wembley play-off final against York will be a referee from Yorkshire.

Michael Naylor, from Sheffield, will take charge of the Conference’s showpiece match on May 16, when the stakes are massive – the winners securing promotion to the Football League.

He will be assisted by Carl Fitch and Michael Salisbury, with Robert Madley the fourth official.

Naylor gave York two “soft” penalties, according to rep-orts, both converted by Rich-ard Brodie, when the Minstermen beat AFC Wimbledon 5-0.

He was also in charge of City’s 1-1 draw with Stevenage and their 2-1 defeat by Barrow in the FA Trophy.

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/sport/oxfordunited/8153318.Oxford_United_to_get_Yorkshire_ref_for_final/

[Ralphy]

It's gonna be fucking hilarious if Pox fuck up at Wembley

[DV]

I'd rather have regular (one sided us winning!) local derbys than have Oxford in non-league.

Plus, they fucking won the last one, live on fucking TV and we havent had a chance to put it right.

[Dr Pierre Chang]

O-F, you are an ABSOLUTELY PERFECT EXAMPLE of every Pox fan I've had a disagreement with. The only difference is that you spend a hefty chunk of your life on an STFC forum, which is plain wierd - I could list 17 million things that I'd rather spend my time doing rather than indulging in online social-intercourse with yellow cunts.

By perfect example I mean that you spit out a juvenile response, then desperately try to avoid the actual facts/stats/details, because YOU HAVE NOTHING TO COME BACK AT ME WITH. We don't exactly have a glorious history, but compared to yours it is fucking sensational. Always been in our shadow - always will be. If you beat York you'll be dancing in the streets - BECAUSE YOU'LL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING MACCLESFIELD, HEREFORD, BURTON & ACCRINGTON. What an achievement that'd be eh. Then have a little think about where we're challenging.

Yeah go on then, CHOMP, CRUNCH etc etc - legendary comedy. You'd be right, tbh. But you also know that you've been well & truly put in your place. Try to swallow your pride and just accept that you are our inferior neighbours. 

Here's a genuine question: Which Sunday league team:
a) Have a 3 sided festering shithole as their home ground
b) Have only ever won once at their bitter rivals ground
c) Employe paedophiles and racists as managers
d) Have players who engage in the Olympci sport of forcibly inserting bananas up younger players anuses
e) Have fans who are captured on film blubbing their fucking eyes out when they turn Sunday league courtesy of an ex Town player manager, an ex Town player and a future Town player who scores one of the goals.
f) Lose their last derby at their old ground having 2 players sent off and have the game held up twice.
g) Have won Sunday League 7 for the last 3 years by X Mas and not actually gone up

 

Two of the best posts I have ever read on here, fucking dynamite lads.

 

[Ralphy]

No, fuck them.

I hope they rot in non league.

Living around here I bump into a few Pox fans and despise them. Their fans are idiotic scum.

[Summerof69]

Excuses are being lined up early:

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/sport/oxfordunited/8153318.Oxford_United_to_get_Yorkshire_ref_for_final/

I'm surprised they haven't complained that the lino's name is Salisbury, which is in Wiltshire...like Swindon.

[Doore]

I'd rather have regular (one sided us winning!) local derbys than have Oxford in non-league.

Plus, they fucking won the last one, live on fucking TV and we havent had a chance to put it right.

Here here.  Except the missing apostrophe...

[One F In Fitton]

Here here.  Except the missing apostrophe...

It's actually spelt "HEAR HEAR", Billy.

Fuck, I enjoyed that.

[Doore]

It's actually spelt "HEAR HEAR", Billy.

Fuck, I enjoyed that.

Point taken - well played.

[One F In Fitton]

Point taken - well played.

Bet that made you smile.

This also made me smile - taken from today's O*ford Mail. Looks like Pox fans are struggling to keep up with the rest of the world;

United’s ticket office is not selling tickets for the final, but their switchboard has still been jammed, often with fans frustrated at problems they have encountered when trying to buy tickets.
One supporter, Michael Ball, from Abingdon, claims he could be more than £500 out of pocket after trying three times to order five adult and four junior tickets.
“I was not sure my original order got through, so I checked with my bank, who said that no money had been taken out of my account.
“So I repeated the order and the same thing happened.
“When I tried for a third time, the confirmation came through almost immediately.
“I then checked with my bank and found all three orders – nearly £800 – had been taken out of my account.
“I’m fuming because I paid £522 for tickets I don't need.”

Deacon.

[Ralphy]

HA HA HA HA HA HA

[oxford_fan]

you really are embarrassing yourselves here, swindon, i'm fishing without bait. great username CHRIS_STFC. thanks for the lift, ralphy. do you pick up whores along with the scum?

at least billy and dave restore a semblance of respect to this whole debacle. and i'll give you michael ball, his IQ is probably just above CHRIS_STFC