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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #30 on: Friday, January 9, 2009, 15:48:31 »

Dave is friendly. He loves to mock your goat.


So true.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, January 9, 2009, 15:53:09 »

EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWW I dont like the words girth or Cervix!!!!
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, January 9, 2009, 15:56:22 »

You love the cock though.
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Chubbs

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« Reply #33 on: Friday, January 9, 2009, 17:24:48 »

seb is smoking his pretty pig
seb is quite precious
seb is pondering his grumpy gorilla
seb is gonna greet his lamp
seb is quite hairy
seb is ugly
seb is mighty. He remembers to bash his car.
seb is gonna tease his lion
seb is annoyingly black
seb is gonna frolic with his ferret
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STFC_Gazza

« Reply #34 on: Friday, January 9, 2009, 17:36:54 »

ace

Gazza is gonna tackle your rabbit
Gazza is remembering your tiny lamb
Gazza is tilting your gorgeous fish
Gazza is gonna tease your kitten
Gazza is very wasteful. He loves to shoot your dingo.
Gazza is kinda quaint. He prefers to bounce your wombat.
Gazza is considering your green mole
Gazza is bonking your nasty chimpanzee
Gazza is kinda sloppy. He remembers to dribble on your mole.
Gazza is tilting your yummy sloth
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Bennett
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« Reply #35 on: Friday, January 9, 2009, 17:44:03 »

fnaw

andy is gonna mock his guitar- i have guitar
andy is kinda prickly- i have facial hair
andy is gonna stroke his fish- i want to get my aquarium set up again
andy is gonna tease his aardvark- my pet name for my penis
andy is gonna spank his wife- she gets to join in
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The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
pumbaa
Ha, no cunt in my title anymore. Oh.....

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« Reply #36 on: Friday, January 9, 2009, 18:41:13 »

Mark is very nutritious
Mark is very gigantic. He wants to curse his bunny.
Mark is gonna honk his ass
Mark is annoyingly stingy. He prefers to grab his bum.
Mark is gonna frolic with his aardvark
Mark is quite quiet. He prefers to scamper his toe.
Mark is kinda ordinary. He wants to spank his lamp.
Mark is gonna rub his scrotum
Mark is annoyingly moist. He remembers to curse his toe.
Mark is gonna ignore his wombat

Bizarre......
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Crawcrook red

« Reply #37 on: Friday, January 9, 2009, 19:33:54 »

Nick is gonna poke his friendly lemur.

Nice!!
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swindon_chick

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« Reply #38 on: Friday, January 9, 2009, 19:48:31 »

Danielle is gonna curse her ass
Danielle is smoking her grumpy mouse
Danielle is green. She remembers to scamper her door
Danielle is considering your ugliest ape
Danielle is beautiful
Danielle is kinda grumpy
Danielle is very friendly. She tries to admire her beaver.
Danielle is very mushy. She remembers to smooch her bollocks.
Danielle is striped. She loves to moo her breast.
Danielle is wonderful. She hates to kiss her crocodile.
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Scot Munroe

« Reply #39 on: Friday, January 9, 2009, 19:51:07 »

Scot is gonna sniff his rabbit
Scot is annoyingly ugly
Scot is dizzy
Scot is tilting his long snake
Scot is slapping his friendly cow
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #40 on: Friday, January 9, 2009, 19:51:46 »

Scot is annoyingly ugly

Haha.
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