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« Reply #60 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 19:57:31 » |
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would anyone really do a bird who comes out with "whack it up me"?
nah, i like a lady to be a lady, that would be off putting for me |
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« Reply #61 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:02:24 » |
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Point taken, maybe the "whack it up me" line is a tad crude.
Please Miss Angry, dont try it.
For the people who said that they wouldnt have a go tho can you please tell me where you go to meet women as you are a seriously fussy lot with proper high standards.
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« Reply #62 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:05:00 » |
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Point taken, maybe the "whack it up me" line is a tad crude.
Please Miss Angry, dont try it.
For the people who said that they wouldnt have a go tho can you please tell me where you go to meet women as you are a seriously fussy lot with proper high standards.
having a girl as one of your best mates is good when she has lots of very fit friends! |
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« Reply #63 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:09:36 » |
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would anyone really do a bird who comes out with "whack it up me"?
I'd imagine it would be more of an incentive. Although a girl once asked if she could see my pants as I walked into Bedroom once. That was quite strange and scared me. |
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« Reply #64 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:10:35 » |
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im not sure i have ever used a chat up line of any kind other than in jest
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« Reply #65 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:12:30 » |
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shut up, stop making simon feel bad...he cried enough as it was
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And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #66 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:13:30 » |
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i was in longs a few years ago and some drunk girl grabs my shoulder and slurring her words said to me very loudly 'come to mine and fuck me up my arse' i made a sharp exit, she was scary
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« Reply #67 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:15:05 » |
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i was in longs a few years ago and some drunk girl grabs my shoulder and slurring her words said to me very loudly 'come to mine and fuck me up my arse' i made a sharp exit, she was scary
I really do envy you, everywhere you go birds are flocking over you, you see fat cunts like me can learn a thing or two from people such as yourself. Perhaps you know, to diet, not eat, maybe wash once or twice a month.... Every other day there is a JPC82 story of a shunned shag. |
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« Reply #68 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:16:18 » |
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She doesn't look as nice close up.
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« Reply #69 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:16:47 » |
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I really do envy you, everywhere you go birds are flocking over you, you see fat cunts like me can learn a thing or two from people such as yourself. Perhaps you know, to diet, not eat, maybe wash once or twice a month.... Every other day there is a JPC82 story of a shunned shag.
maybe you should offer JPC your body? |
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« Reply #70 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:16:51 » |
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I really do envy you, everywhere you go birds are flocking over you, you see fat cunts like me can learn a thing or two from people such as yourself. Perhaps you know, to diet, not eat, maybe wash once or twice a month.... Every other day there is a JPC82 story of a shunned shag.
id rather not be embarrased like that in a packed public place! |
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« Reply #71 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:18:00 » |
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im not sure i have ever used a chat up line of any kind other than in jest
Here's the thing Miss A. I don't think she was chatting me up. I'm marvellously perceptive aren't I? |
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« Reply #72 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:18:27 » |
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maybe you should offer JPC your body?
He talks crap sometimes but wouldn't wish that on him or anyone really!! |
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« Reply #73 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:19:01 » |
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maybe he's rejected birds with the intention of getting some gazza action?
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« Reply #74 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:20:24 » |
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maybe he's rejected birds with the intention of getting some gazza action?
Bianca Gazza perhaps! I keep going on diets and coming off them so fuck it, I've faced the inevitable, Good Job, Drink loads, never lose weight, never get a bird, have fun at football, meh not too bad I suppose!  :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: |
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