Mice

[Fred Elliot]

Please don't come back as anything nasty and hunt me down

Thanks

[pumbaa]

Elliot, you cruel bastard.

After recounting your tale to the famous mouse hunter Mrs Pumbaa, she asked 'why didn't you just throw a towel over it?'

This is, of course, from the famous mouse hunter you've never heard of, who, if finding a mouse in the bath would run a mile.......

[billy the fish]

Fred what have you done to jerry

[Fred Elliot]

After recounting your tale to the famous mouse hunter Mrs Pumbaa, she asked 'why didn't you just throw a towel over it?'

Well my reckoning was that because it chose to sleep in such an expansive white open area proportional to its size, it was quite obviously claustrophobic.

Throwing the towel over it would have only enhanced its phobia of enclosed spaces, it would have walked out somewhere and been a qubbling wreck, unable to provide for its family.

Nope.........obviously the kettle was the way forward

[pumbaa]

Well my reckoning was that because it chose to sleep in such an expansive white open area proportional to its size, it was quite obviously claustrophobic.

Throwing the towel over it would have only enhanced its phobia of enclosed spaces, it would have walked ove somewhere and been a qubbling wreck, unable to provide for its family.

Nope.........obviously the kettle was the way forward

There's a flaw in your argument here though. Boiled mousey = unable to provide for its nearest and dearest........

[Fred Elliot]

Have you ever seen the effect of degenerative phobia's on rodent ?

I have

its very sad, his family would have had to fund years of emotional support in some mousey home with next to no income.

At least this way the insurance will cough up and everyones happy.

It was the best way I tell thee

[pumbaa]

You're getting Ben to write this shit aren't you.........

You'll be telling me there's a mouse heaven next.......

[Fred Elliot]

 

[leefer]

Poor Mr Jingles.

[yeo]

Yep boiling a Mouse to death is fucking hilarious.

You're a total cunt.

[dell boy]

Fred, mice are damn easy to catch, especially in a confined space ...



I have always found the Cat method the best, in seconds that mouse would have been caught, killed and his head chewed off.
You would not even had time to swtich on the kettle before the deed was done.

[strooood]

Yep boiling a Mouse to death is fucking hilarious.

You're a total cunt.

pssssst, whisper it quietly, but i don't think he did it.

[axs]

You, Mr Elliott, are a bastard.

I used to have mice as a kid, not that hard to catch, must be your old age kicking in.

[yeo]

Fred has confirmed via PM that he did indeed boil the mouse to death.He has also threatened to break into my house and kettle me to death if I dont stop calling him a cunt.

[axs]

Not if we get him first. I have a really big kettle.