Mice

[michael]

I had squirrels in my loft once. Beat that.

They sounded like right big buggers as well.

[DMR]

Threw it on next doors roof

Is that pic pre or post-death?

[Fred Elliot]

its still asleep there, must have been a right heavy night

[Samdy Gray]

I reckon you just shaved your pubes and forgot you left them in the plug-hole.

[Fred Elliot]

I reckon you just shaved your pubes and forgot you left them in the plug-hole.

Nah

doing them tomorrow mate

[flammableBen]

Should have carefully butchered up bits of his corpse and coated them in chocolate. Then left them out in little traps. Get the satisfaction that any of his mousey brethren would be munching on their mate's corpse.

It's what I would have wanted.

[flammableBen]

Or you could have frozen up the mousey corpse to firm it up a bit, then dressed him up in little costumes and taken pictures. Top Hat British Mouse, Deer Stalker and Mini Pipe Sherlock Mouse, endless possibilities.

Email the pics to some mates and they'd soon have been flying between offices in an endless parade of forwards, costing countless billions in wasted man hours and bandwidth.

You'd be responsible for a second downturn in the economy, civilisation would crash down around us and the population of the earth would return to a sort of feral, almost rodent-like existence.

Mousey Karma.

[Samdy Gray]

You've put waaaaaaaaaay too much thought into that, Ben.

[Don Rogers Shop]

I had one in the old house it jumped of the side and to this day that was the best left footed volley ever. Straight into the door, out cold.

[flammableBen]

You've put waaaaaaaaaay too much thought into that, Ben.

Someone has to Sam.

Why do you think the humanity has survived so long with out ever declining into the disgusting world of mousey depravity?

It's because of great thinkers like me, who know the dangers and how to check for them.

Also it's amazing how easy it becomes to follow on a random progression of thoughts when you're avoiding finishing the hoovering.

[Fred Elliot]

Also it's amazing how easy it becomes to follow on a random progression of thoughts when you're avoiding finishing the hoovering.

I find the secret is to avoid starting it Ben

[leefer]

I have two mice in my airing cupboard...one is scottish,i know this because its always on the pipes...the other is German and sits on the tank.

[Fred Elliot]

boom boom tish !

[Simon Pieman]

This thread is a hoot. Good work boys.

[Rich Pullen]

I had a major problem with mice when living in Plymouth. Got used to them in the end, although we had a veteran mouse trap that sported the names of each mouse that perished - we ran out of space at 20.