Fred Elliot
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« on: Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 15:52:52 » |
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So .......................... I goes downstairs this morning for my usual turn out and decides to run a bath. I goes to put the plug in only to find a field mouse curled up fast asleep in the plug hole. I calls Jen who immediately goes "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh bless him" and names him Desperate. After 45 minutes of chasing the little fucker around the bottom of the bath, I dispatch Jen to the shops to buy herself some sweets and get the kettle on. I am definitely not going to heaven  |
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DMR
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 15:55:19 » |
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Heh heh, that is pretty cruel.
I'm all for boiling the big spiders that rock up from time to time, but something furry and friendly with a name is a bit far!
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 15:56:11 » |
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Elliot you're a beast
And not the amusing sort like Paul Gadd either.
Anyway, what happens when you boil a mouse, is there noise?
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 15:56:55 » |
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You nutter. That's wrong.
Did you film it?
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 15:58:47 » |
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Heh heh, that is pretty cruel.
I'm all for boiling the big spiders that rock up from time to time, but something furry and friendly with a name is a bit far!
I was all for being humane and releasing it back to the wild but have you ever tried to actually catch one of the little fuckers ? |
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 15:59:26 » |
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Anyway, what happens when you boil a mouse, is there noise?
Have you ever cooked fresh crab ? |
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 15:59:56 » |
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Poached mouse might taste okay...
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 16:00:20 » |
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You nutter. That's wrong.
Did you film it?
Just trying to get the picture off Jens phone, If I can find the cable |
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 16:00:33 » |
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It was in a bath ffs surely all you do is stick the plug in and run the cold tap till the fuckers floating?!
What did you do with it anyway, post-boiling?
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 16:04:59 » |
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Where there's one mouse, there's normally a few so don't think you've got the problem sorted. Also, if you use the old mousetraps, bait it with chocoloate not cheese. I had a problem a few years ago -used to empty the traps in the morning and feed the mice to next doors cats.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 16:05:33 » |
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I'd have whipped the remaining toilet roll off the cardboard tube, bent over, dropped anchor, and offered the little cheeky mite a Pet Shop Boys holiday.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 16:08:15 » |
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Where there's one mouse, there's normally a few so don't think you've got the problem sorted. Also, if you use the old mousetraps, bait it with chocoloate not cheese. I had a problem a few years ago -used to empty the traps in the morning and feed the mice to next doors cats.
On a semi-serious note I had the local rat man round a few weeks back after the neighbours got mice. He told me the old chocolate trick and to never use poison as they scurry off and die in the walls causing an almighty stink. He also told me that if you use humane traps you have to take the blighters out 7 miles or they'll come home again. Surely that's an utter piss take? |
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 16:09:41 » |
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Fucking hell, after a few sherberts I struggle to find my way home from the pub on the corner.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 16:09:53 » |
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You nutter. That's wrong.
Did you film it?
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 16:10:40 » |
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It was in a bath ffs surely all you do is stick the plug in and run the cold tap till the fuckers floating?!
What did you do with it anyway, post-boiling?
Threw it on next doors roof |
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