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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 10:18:44 »

waking up in the back of an ambulance on the way to a&e, and then having stitches in my head after splitting it open.

this happened yesterday, its a long story!
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 10:20:45 »

...feel free to explain it...
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 10:28:32 »

went out for a bit of a do. got battered. ended up play fighting with somebody and got punched. anyhow lost my balance and smacked my head on a sign that was on the wall and knocked myself out and split the front of my head open. woke up was carried out of the pub into the ambulance sat in one of the pubs chairs covered in lots of nice puke. puked up over the paramedic. passed out in the amb. woke up in the hospital and puked on the nurse, and had stitches put on the wound (i dont know how many as ive not seen the cut) i can vaguely remember speaking a load of jibberish to the nurse (i was well confused). now got a massive headache and concussion.

on the bright side ive been signed off for a week, until the stitches are removed, so not back into work until the 27th.

merry fucking christmas Cool
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 10:30:54 »

naughty fighting firemen, tsk tsk
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 10:37:45 »

Why do people insist on fighting when pissed??!

When I'm pissed I just like to sleep...
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 10:38:11 »

play fighting!
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 10:46:04 »

bet the paramedics/nurses thought it was highly amusing when you puked all over them. good work sir Tongue
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 10:47:04 »

It was just play puking.
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 10:47:43 »

Meh tis the season... If it hadn't happened to them twice already that evening, they haven't been doing their job properly Wink

I am assuming paramedics operate on a motherly "out with the bad" idealogy Smiley
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 11:10:30 »

When I'm pissed I just like to sleep...

...on the pavement.
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 11:20:35 »

or in sussex reds case a bench
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 13:18:41 »

...on the pavement.

Exactly...anywhere. Smiley
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 13:26:00 »

I'm not a lover of Christmas, i hate getting presents, so would have to say once it's finished is the best time for me.
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 13:30:26 »

I enjoy it all.  Seeing the folks and having a good old feed and a few glasses from my own cellar.

Plus the usual piss-up’s which are usually a reasonable laaaaarf.

I can’t fucking stand that New Years Eve noncing about though.
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 13:45:53 »

For me living abroad I guess it has to be a bit of time spent with family, drinking, eating and relaxing and watching terrible tv.

And the amount of football I get to watch over a small amount of time. This is especially good this year as I am off to India in just under a month and don't come back until the last game of the season!
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