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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 12:37:07 » |
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More semen is found in public swimming pools than saliva.
But then you wouldn't expect to find that much semen in saliva anyway would you? Apart from Gillian Taylforth's of course |
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 12:39:54 » |
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More semen is found in public swimming pools than saliva.
Judging by some films I've "heard about" I'd argue that more semen is found in saliva Curses, beaten by a ''short head" |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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sheepshagger
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 12:43:32 » |
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The King of Hearts is the only King without a moustache  |
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Wise men say........
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Joseph McLaughlin
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 12:46:45 » |
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Andy King doesnt have a moustache
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 12:55:00 » |
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∴ Andy King of Hearts
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 13:08:36 » |
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Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down -- hence the expression "to get fired"
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 13:10:44 » |
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According to statistics, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 13:13:08 » |
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A bakers dozen is 13...years ago if a baker sold people bread and the weight wasnt correct it was a hangable offence...so to avoid any doubt when 12 loaves were sold an extra one was thrown in to make sure the weight was correct.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 13:25:26 » |
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More semen is found in public swimming pools than saliva.
OH.MY.GOD did you REALLY have to tell me that of all people!!   Ive never heard that fact before actually |
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 13:55:56 » |
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Customs & Excise do not need a warrant to search your premises...
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:00:12 » |
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in 2007 there were reportedly 860,000 accidents solely attributed to drunkeness and over 1,300,000 car accidents but only 38,500 accidents caused by drinking and driving... which statistically means you are less likely to be involved in an accident when drink driving...
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:15:08 » |
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There's definitely a flaw to your logic there Triseros!
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:16:07 » |
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According to the 2001 census there are no Sikhs in Chipping Norton. Big Census Linky LinkSikhs are ace. One of my favourite religions. Chipping Norton is losing out. |
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:17:28 » |
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when you were a school did you ever read a book called "Pavan is a Sikh"?
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:24:15 » |
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Don't think so. Although it does sound familiar.
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