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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #15 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:27:10 »

Whats the most confusing day of the year in liverpool................................. Fathers day
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:30:25 »

The best joke in the world ever...

'Two parrots sat on a perch. One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"

A fish swims into a wall. "Damn!"
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:32:21 »

two fish in a tank, one says to the other 'Do you know how to drive this thing?!'
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 10:31:38 »

Barry Corr is fit!
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 10:49:54 »

Why did the plane crash??









Because the pilot was a strawberry
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 12:32:40 »

A black swan walks into a bar, barman says "Wow, what a coincidence, I used to run a pub named after you", the swan replies....

"What? Alan?"


Please advise if that is an acceptable post to allow me to join the TEF club, if not I will fetch my coat pronto.
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 12:41:31 »

What do you call an indian lesbian?

Mingeeta.
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 12:48:46 »

A black swan walks into a bar, barman says "Wow, what a coincidence, I used to run a pub named after you", the swan replies....

"What? Alan?"


Please advise if that is an acceptable post to allow me to join the TEF club, if not I will fetch my coat pronto.

Like it!
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 15:04:27 »

Cheers Tails......I think I'd like to make the TEF my new home, can't take anymore of the crap on thisisswindon! Might move on to more weighty posting next week  Smiley
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #24 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 15:10:47 »

I used to have a mate called bullethead. He is addicted to Heroin now
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 15:25:16 »

That joke had a disappointing punchline. It left me feeling a bit sad.
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Rich Pullen

« Reply #26 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 15:28:04 »

That joke had a disappointing punchline. It left me feeling a bit sad.

Cheesy
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 15:44:21 »

What do you call an indian lesbian?

Mingeeta.
Yes
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 16:08:22 »

I used to have a mate called bullethead. He is addicted to Heroin now

It might be me.....I dunno, this Heroin plays havoc with my memory
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #29 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 16:11:42 »

Was you ever shot in the head over shaftsbury lakes
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