herthab
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A woman comes home to find her husband in bed with a midgit. "You promised me you'd never cheat on me again!" she screamed. "Fucking hell love, can't you see I'm trying to cut down?!!"
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 13:02:30 » |
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When Obama made his speech after winning the presidency he had to do so from behind 3 inch thick bullet proof glass.
That's a bit harsh innit?
I mean he may be black but that doesn't necessarilly mean that he is going to shoot somebody.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 13:18:04 » |
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A cannable was found in a field crying standing near a pile of crap...when asked why he was upset he said..ive just dumped the missus.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 13:28:27 » |
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A scarecrow has just won a noble prize, apparently he was outstanding in his field
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 15:25:31 » |
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A scarecrow has just won a noble prize, apparently he was outstanding in his field
Close the forum, it won't ever beat this so there's no point. I just laughed half a tin of Red Bull all over my desk. Brilliant  |
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 15:26:34 » |
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Close the forum, it won't ever beat this so there's no point. I just laughed half a tin of Red Bull all over my desk. Brilliant That joke is about 5 years old along with the magic tractor one! |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 15:35:15 » |
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What's the magic tractor one?
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 15:39:51 » |
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 15:45:27 » |
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 15:58:29 » |
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man walked into a bar.... ouch
Always makes me laugh! simple things n all that...
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 16:00:28 » |
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My mate made up a joke when we were about 9. It wasn't funny at the time, but I occasionally think of it when I'm pissed and it gives me the giggles. Probably from thinking how shit it was.
"A goldfish was walking down the road. It fell off."
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 08:56:49 » |
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How do you confuse a "thisis" poster?
Put them in a round room and tell them to stand in the corner.
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herthab
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:06:55 » |
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Just bought an Advent Calender from Woolworths.
Fucking windows were boarded up........
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:17:52 » |
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Baby seal walks into a club.
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:20:40 » |
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The best joke in the world ever...
'Two parrots sat on a perch. One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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