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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, December 2, 2008, 14:41:09 »

Because it's possessed by angry spirits.
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, December 2, 2008, 14:41:46 »

Why can't I get my office radiator to work?

Because it is a toaster?
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, December 2, 2008, 14:42:08 »

Because it's possessed by angry spirits.

Cheers Ben.

Next question. How do you get rid of angry spirits inhabiting a radiator?
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, December 2, 2008, 14:42:51 »

Because it is a toaster?

I got them mixed up again! I wondered why my toast wasn't browned.
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, December 2, 2008, 14:44:56 »

Cheers Ben.

Next question. How do you get rid of angry spirits inhabiting a radiator?

bang the radiator with your willy until they leave?
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, December 2, 2008, 14:45:36 »

Cheers Ben.

Next question. How do you get rid of angry spirits inhabiting a radiator?

Hit it with a rulex ruler.
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, December 2, 2008, 14:46:59 »

bang the radiator with your willy until they leave?

Er, the radiators broken. The office is freezing.

I can't even locate my willy.
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flammableBen

« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, December 2, 2008, 14:47:58 »

Set fire to it. The undead hate fire. That's why they've broken the radiator.
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, December 2, 2008, 14:48:54 »

Set fire to it. The undead hate fire. That's why they've broken the radiator.

Set fire to my willy?

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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, December 2, 2008, 14:52:58 »

nah the radiator.

Setting fire to your willy would be a pretty stupid thing to do.
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, December 2, 2008, 14:53:52 »

is it working yet?
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, December 2, 2008, 14:54:55 »

Try putting bread on the radiator and bleeding the toaster.
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, December 2, 2008, 14:56:23 »

is it working yet?

No. It's fucking freezing in here. I just went outside to warm up.
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, December 2, 2008, 14:58:39 »

Im wearing a thermal vest?? not sure how that helps but its a fact all the same

P.S was that your son with you at Rovers?
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, December 2, 2008, 14:59:50 »

Im wearing a thermal vest?? not sure how that helps but its a fact all the same

P.S was that your son with you at Rovers?

Yeah. I told him to wear a balaclava, but he refused.

The thought of you in a thermal vest is warming me up.
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