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Gazza's Fat Mate
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« on: Friday, November 28, 2008, 10:59:48 »

Ha ha ha at last a day off my first in months. Only just got out of bed, just had my first wank some blonde bird stripping thanks porn hub! Gonna have my breakfast now whilst watching some shit day time telly pure heaven. About three o'clock I'm gonna get my hair cut then I'm gonna have a bath.

Any suggestions as to what I should do in the middle, I have been given a list of jobs to do by her but fuck that!
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, November 28, 2008, 11:02:38 »

Have another wank, obviously
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Bushey Boy

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« Reply #2 on: Friday, November 28, 2008, 11:07:30 »

Did she move all the furniture last week while you were at footy?

Has your swindon town bedspreads come yet? got you are grown up Smiley
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magicroundabout
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, November 28, 2008, 11:23:39 »

why do women do that. leave fucking notes to do jobs?!
it's called a day off so you can wank, watch footy and play FM09 on the PC all day not do fucking jobs like clean the rabbit out, hoover the floor etc
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, November 28, 2008, 14:50:17 »

Exactly, and if women don't get to clean and tidy up, especially after their men, they get bored and frustrated. I mean christ, if we go cleaning up after these women, the poor creatures would have nothing to look forward to at all, well apart from cooking, blow jobs and anal sex.
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Iffy's Onion Bhaji
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, November 28, 2008, 16:04:01 »

I've had all week off and i've done fuck all except play Guitar Hero, COD5 and PES.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, November 28, 2008, 16:05:30 »

Nice 10,000th post.
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Iffy's Onion Bhaji
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, November 28, 2008, 16:11:18 »

Oh shit. 10,000? Fucking hell. I'm going to search for a life now. Cheerio.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, November 28, 2008, 16:12:32 »

10,001...
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, November 28, 2008, 17:03:58 »

I've had all week off and i've done fuck all except play Guitar Hero, COD5 and PES.

And shop in Argos!

Barry Scott - Shhhhhh
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, November 28, 2008, 18:28:10 »

Yes I went for a spot of crimbo shopping today as well. 10,002
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, November 28, 2008, 19:33:15 »

Yes I went for a spot of crimbo shopping today as well. 10,002

Buying Lizzy Duke for a lady friend?
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