Arch Stanton
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« on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 21:55:51 » |
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Anyone?
Seriously though, I'm staying away at the Premier Inn in Sheffield tonight.... and I've just got back to my room after watching the Champs League in the bar and there's a couple really giving it some welly in the room next door....
I dunno whether to go round and thump the geezers skull, or shake his hand 'cos he's showing some staying power.
Any thoughts...?
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suttonred
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 21:56:48 » |
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Go back to the bar!
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 21:58:19 » |
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Go and ask to join in, it's probably a swingers party.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 21:58:57 » |
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Knock on the door and say you're there to fix the photocopier.
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sonic youth
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 22:00:05 » |
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have a wank
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Arch Stanton
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 22:01:35 » |
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Knock on the door and say you're there to fix the photocopier.
Let me get my wrench out?? etc etc... On hearing the sounds this girl is making I'm picturing some right top turn....unfortunately unless they rent rooms out by the hour here, the bird I saw hanging round next door earlier looked like Danny DeVito in drag..... |
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Arch Stanton
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 22:02:54 » |
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have a wank
done and done  |
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suttonred
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 22:03:58 » |
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In under a minute? you'll be a fine catch Arch!
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Arch Stanton
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 22:07:49 » |
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In under a minute? you'll be a fine catch Arch!
You've never met my wife? You'd be able to pick her out in crowd, she's the one with the vague look of disappointment and disatisfaction on her face.  |
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Git facked
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 22:08:52 » |
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You've never met my wife? You'd be able to pick her out in crowd, she's the one with the vague look of disappointment and disatisfaction on her face. Sounds like pretty much everyone that sits near me in the Don Rogers Stand. You slut! |
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 22:10:53 » |
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his wife probably does less moaning...
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 22:13:31 » |
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Knock on the door then run away..then laugh like a little school kid.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Arch Stanton
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 22:14:59 » |
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****SHAG UPDATE****
He's just called her 'a bitch' in a really aggressive way, quickly followed by the sound of something heavy falling on the floor.
I can only imagine the frosty look on my wifes face if I ever shouted that out in the throes of passion......
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Arch Stanton
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 22:32:15 » |
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All done!
Strangely enough once he finished the deed he started laughing in an over the top pantomine baddie way and she murmured something like 'i came twice'...... I've no idea what that means though.... help anyone?
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 22:38:21 » |
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The walls must be thin if you heard her murmering. I bet your up against the wall with a glass to your ear.
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