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« on: Tuesday, November 25, 2008, 23:07:06 »

for those of you who saw the thread about the condom machine that was nicked at my club, the police caught the thiefs tonight through DNA fingerprints.

there has got to be some good jokes in there somewhere?
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 08:07:55 »

I saw that coming ?
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 09:52:56 »

The culprit ran away like a sheath in the night
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 10:21:28 »



there has got to be some good jokes in there somewhere?

Hopefully someone will think of one.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 10:39:04 »

Was the robber's name Jonny?
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 11:04:03 »

fucking daylight rubbery...
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 11:06:34 »

Police were alerted by an invitation from a branch of Interpol - they got a French letter with come in it
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 11:21:54 »

Brighton Policeman fingers several men for hot condoms
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 12:44:54 »

Condom theft update. "It's a wrap" says police chief.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 12:59:45 »

Condoms not protect you from CID'S
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 14:12:22 »

was the thiefs name john thomas?
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 14:16:51 »

its terrible what some people do to buy drugs for their mates
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 15:18:48 »

Brighton bar owner nobbles sticky fingered sheath thief
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