Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #30 on: Monday, November 24, 2008, 16:01:05 » |
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when i start chatting up older women  when I start chatting up 18 year old boys!  |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, November 24, 2008, 16:04:48 » |
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Another one for me would be chasing a bunch of chavs down the road with a kitchen knife and trying to knock your sister's mate off a 5ft wall. Your friends then locking you in a garage to sleep it off only for you to break out and puke up in the fish pond in the back garden at which point your sister calls your mum to come and pick you up and you end up in A&E being treated for alcohol poisoning. All at the age of 14. Brilliant.
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« Reply #32 on: Monday, November 24, 2008, 16:27:07 » |
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When you wake up in Birmingham International Airport departures lounge.
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janaage
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, November 24, 2008, 16:50:14 » |
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when I start ringing my mates up, or just stand at the bar and start singing irish songs. A clear sign I'm pissed.
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« Reply #34 on: Monday, November 24, 2008, 16:55:52 » |
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When you wake up in Birmingham International Airport departures lounge.
How much was that taxi again?!  |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, November 24, 2008, 20:12:14 » |
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When you piss in a sink or on a doorstep instead of using the toilet which was probably not in use anyway.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, November 24, 2008, 20:21:04 » |
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I just thought of another one:
Wagering oral sex on a bet about who does the voice of characters in animated television programmes...and losing.
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« Reply #37 on: Monday, November 24, 2008, 21:06:15 » |
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I just thought of another one:
Wagering oral sex on a bet about who does the voice of characters in animated television programmes...and losing.
Oh dear oh dear! |
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #38 on: Tuesday, November 25, 2008, 11:20:32 » |
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I just thought of another one:
Wagering oral sex on a bet about who does the voice of characters in animated television programmes...and losing.
Ha Ha I wagered a bet on a similar nature of someone shooting a basketball into the hoop from the other side of the sports hall when I wasnt even drunk - and lost!!! |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #39 on: Tuesday, November 25, 2008, 11:33:08 » |
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Well? Did you go through the the bet?
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #40 on: Tuesday, November 25, 2008, 11:34:04 » |
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The person who won seems to have forgotten and Im not reminding them!!
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« Reply #41 on: Tuesday, November 25, 2008, 13:01:28 » |
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I refuse to believe a man has forgotten about winning a bit to recieve oral sex.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #42 on: Tuesday, November 25, 2008, 13:03:49 » |
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umm it was actually a whole podge! I was so sure he would miss!! god damn flukey shot!!
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« Reply #43 on: Tuesday, November 25, 2008, 13:05:22 » |
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I refuse to believe a man has forgotten about winning a bit to recieve oral sex.
Maybe JFW's got a reputation of being really rubbish at blow jobs.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #44 on: Tuesday, November 25, 2008, 13:06:57 » |
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yep - just all round terrible at everything really
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