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I'm not talking about staying power and carrying on when you are past the no-return level, I'm asking when do you know you've had to much to drink, women are much better at this and know when to stop, boys never do, so what is your point from going from the laugh of the party to the tit that everyone wants to avoid, Why do I ask this question? I've been accused by my lovely wife of being a waste of breath .... now they never understand do they ......  wheres my roast darling??? |
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 18:31:22 » |
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When you realise that your talking utter shite,
When you think that you look fantastic but the mirror tells you a different story,
Pissed on your shoes,
People start walking away from you,
One blink of the eyes takes 4 seconds,
You start to agree to do everything that people suggest,
You cant stop staring at womens breasts,
You go for a tactical puke to fit in more beer,
You cant hold anymore beer so you go on to the shorts
Im sure i could go on but you get the picture.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 18:37:36 » |
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I find I've had too much when I pass out.
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 18:42:15 » |
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Well my mates 40th last night .. he got so pissed he stumbled to the bar toilets .. threw up in the corridor twice before he got there .. threw up three more times on the toilet floor which he promptly slipped in and ended up rolling over in ...
It wasnt fun getting him into the taxi and back home!
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 18:47:13 » |
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When you come round wandering the back streets of old town with no idea where your clothes are.
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 18:48:25 » |
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when u end up with a ugly girl
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 18:52:21 » |
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You cant stop staring at womens breasts,
I do this when I'm sober. |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 19:01:37 » |
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when u end up with a ugly girl
Nah, that only happens to you. |
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 19:02:17 » |
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luckily i dont drink anymore
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 19:04:03 » |
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When you go for a piss and your jeans get soaked-as they are right now!
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quot;Molten memories splashing down
upon the rooves of Swindon Town"
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 19:08:28 » |
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When you're out with the lads and everyone starts getting a bit touchy feely/kissy, that's always a sign you're well on your way.
Also trying to be all matey with doormen/bar staff but actually you're talking slurred rubbish.
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 20:12:38 » |
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When I'm sick on my shoes
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here's the man himself when you need him?
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 20:24:18 » |
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When u wake up on coate water diving board with a allen n harris for sale sign.
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 20:33:27 » |
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When you agree to buy a house with a bird you met on an internet football forum.
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 21:41:49 » |
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Wehn yuo cnat wirte prpoer no teh fourm.
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