It's just a fucking phone! How many times do I hear someone at work go " Oooo, have you got a new phone? let's have a look" It's just a fucking phone! How exciting can it be? I've got a new toaster. It's a four slicer with a button for toasting from frozen.
Yeah but can you listen to your favourite tracks? Didn't think so!
Cool Mobile Phone 1-0 Toaster
Although toasters can toast stuff which phones can't do. So I guess it's 1-1
