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« Reply #15 on: Friday, November 21, 2008, 13:17:02 »

I'm glad you had a happy story for Don because on rereading my little tale it seemed a tad depressing and I didn't even mention the superbug that is rife in British hospitals, or the sickness bug that starts in January and finishes around July.  Sad
Yeah, everything did go quite smooth for me, I know other people have had problems.  Incidentally, is it true DRS only got this problem because of cornering too low on his moped and rubbing his knees on the road! Grin
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, November 21, 2008, 13:17:22 »

Hippy anniversary!

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« Reply #17 on: Friday, November 21, 2008, 13:26:48 »

Yeah, everything did go quite smooth for me, I know other people have had problems.  Incidentally, is it true DRS only got this problem because of cornering too low on his moped and rubbing his knees on the road! Grin

Usually to get your knee down, first you have to have your arse up.  A dead give away is, does DRS have heomoroids? (sp)

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« Reply #18 on: Friday, November 21, 2008, 14:04:48 »

I am actually scared now
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, November 21, 2008, 14:31:59 »

I can come round and do them both with a sledgehammer if you like?
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, November 21, 2008, 15:10:25 »

Random question but anyone had to have this? Doctors are advising i have a double op as my knees are basically shot to fuck


Your be fine it's a straight forward operation and your be at home in a few days,I had both hips done at the same time a few years ago,they usually get you up on your feet the next day or the day after with a walking frame or crutches.

I found the worse bit being the morphine makes you itch like fuck.

It's well worth getting it done.

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« Reply #21 on: Friday, November 21, 2008, 15:24:55 »

Cheers Russ, silly question can you play football after
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, November 21, 2008, 16:03:04 »

Cheers Russ, silly question can you play football after
Could he play before?
Seriously, if you are having complete knee replacements I think you may have to stick to running the line or shouting abuse at former teammates!
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, November 21, 2008, 16:03:45 »

Thats shit, i am not having them then
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, November 21, 2008, 16:26:40 »

I used to design replacement Hips/Knees etc for Biomet (based in Dorcan), Usually, if you get fitted with a new knee/Hip you might have to get it replaced every 5/10 years. But as with everything, everyone is different.

GWH get their implants from Biomet, so the chances are you will get a knee made and polished off in Swindon, Prob by a guy called Rodney. Incidently, the Engineering manager sits in the Don Rogers Stand! (well he used too, It was over 2 years since I worked there!)
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, November 21, 2008, 16:30:25 »

I used to design replacement Hips/Knees etc for Biomet (based in Dorcan), Usually, if you get fitted with a new knee/Hip you might have to get it replaced every 5/10 years. But as with everything, everyone is different.

GWH get their implants from Biomet, so the chances are you will get a knee made and polished off in Swindon, Prob by a guy called Rodney. Incidently, the Engineering manager sits in the Don Rogers Stand! (well he used too, It was over 2 years since I worked there!)
Random but thanks  Smiley
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, November 21, 2008, 17:38:36 »

I am actually scared now

Slip over at work and get some compo if I were you and your knees done at the same time  Wink
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, November 21, 2008, 17:41:39 »

Will work pay for your time off? I thought your boss was supposed to be a knob?
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, November 21, 2008, 17:55:27 »

Would you trust a knee made by someone called Rodney. First thing I thought was Only Fools and Horses.

Sure it'll be fine though.  Smiley
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, November 21, 2008, 17:59:36 »

No-but I know that eventually I will
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