I have a theory he might have been attacked by werewolves who mistook him for a rival vampire. Can I get a job in CID?
I once had a major problem with CID, who tried to pin a fraud case on me .
It wouldn't have looked good......their evidence was the cheque book I'd reported stolen, because it had been stolen.....had the cheques cashed in an apparently haphazard order.
I pointed out to them this was because when I wanted a cheque, I just took a cheque, and didn't do it in any order. Apparently this was very suspicious behaviour, and meant I was the criminal rather than victim....to the CID, the law abiding citizen, if he/she had 20 cheques numbered would use them starting at 1 and ending at 20. I pointed out if I had 20 cheques it was of no relevance if I started at 10 then did 1, then 5, and so on.
It was still 20 cheques...they spent a couple of hours marching me round and up and down in the old tower block cop shop in Town. I can do angry ballistic resentment in the face of complete idiocy very well, which of course doesn't go down well.
I probably should have made a complaint, but I'd had so many run-ins with OB, I knew it to be pointless.
